Professor Rants

Cathartic rants on culture and entertainment. Join me for some after hours streams. Warning, we will keep it 💯 Engineer, MS, Researcher

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@mypalal I just want to Netflix and shill.

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@YellowFlashGuy I randomly have a stack of N64 games in my attic. Have absolutely no idea when and why I have them.

Guess I’ll have to sell them. Don’t even have an N64

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@mypalal We have to grift harder dammit

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@khaliltooshort I have to accept that there are more people with poor taste than I previously predicted.

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@nerd_cookies No she can’t act. It would suck in any era.

She exists because she is amorphous. She’s dark but not too dark, good looking enough to be presentable but not attractive enough to irritate women, and pleasant in real life with no controversy.

She’s Hollywood’s mixed safe choice.

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If I hear another Boomer conservative bitching about Gen Z ordering DoorDash I’m going to become a communist. It’s true their grandparents always cooked homemade meals. But that’s because grandma stayed at home and grandpa had a union job and nobody could reach him after 5. They had a house with a full kitchen and 3 kids by 25. Meanwhile half of Gen Z men are forced to compete with the entire population of South America for some 12 hour long shift HVAC job that barely pays the rent. They’re 30 and nobody cooks for them because they can’t find any women who’ll marry them when they can’t even afford a starter home in the ghetto. The other half of Gen Z men are busting their ass competing with the entire populations of India and China for some 70 hour a week powerpoint job that asks them for updates on the slides at 3AM. They can’t find anyone to cook for them either, because every women around them is convinced that being a mother and cooking for a man is beneath them because they’re gonna save the world when they become VP of Marketing at MegaCorp in 20 years.

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@mypalal I ain’t quittin you Alan

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@TheCriticalDri2 He won’t do that while alive. He doesn’t want someone to write a story better than his.

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@verbalriotshow Pretty big problem

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@MauLer93 Man, the cope for this stupid hoe

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@mypalal Trollzilla is on the move

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@IGN 😂

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@mypalal

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@HOLYTHORKEN Did anyone actually watch that movie?

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@x0Starlight After being jailed and punished…over like 3-4 movies…. Then he got pegged by some chick or something

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@disparutoo @YellowFlashGuy Jean Grey being set free at the end is indefensible.

In fact Spiderman himself says what Jean was doing was irredeemable as Jean mocked his love and tried to kill his former gf.

She was a sick twisted fuck who deserved to be executed by the Punisher.

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@YellowFlashGuy The Punisher should have executed Jean Grey.

She was an evil horrible psychopath who mind fucked people for fun and killed innocent people.

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@honestpollster @Peoples_Pundit Nope

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@john_goetz @PlatoonPod I agree, however, I prefer an earnest fuck you over a disingenuous HR response.

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@nerd_cookies Spoiler 🚨

Should’ve ended with a moral dilemma of the Punisher continuing to try to execute the evil chick and the idealistic Spiderman fighting him injured.

Btw the Punisher would be in the right.