Professor Venomous

Villain, genius biologist, and #1 Boss for 6-11 years running. Puts the V in Voxman.

(A Professor Venomous in character shutpost account by @DeFriendlyTroll)

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

((If you are protesting, PLEASE look after yourself and those around you. If you can’t, donate to these orgs, support black businesses, and let this moment carry you to support the black community moving forward.

ACAB. 💜))

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

((Breaking character briefly to say Black Lives Matter. If you’re unable to protest*, consider donating as you can.

List of bail funds and relevant orgs-
https://t.co/KUNkPBSrhF

Split funds between 37 diff bail funds-
https://t.co/shw1qAiT5L

*Like me! Disability is Fun.))

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

I could not possibly tell you why I had so much Laser Lou Bega going on in 2005 but I do hope the plaza enjoyed a full consecutive hour of Mambo Number 5000.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

You know, sometimes I stress out a little about making my own plans to attack the plaza. Boxman is just... so GOOD at it. He's such a natural. I end up overworking ideas.

But sometimes I just ask him to hook my old ipod up to the Plaza sound system and

play it by ear.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

Today I woke up to cowboy hats having been put on every object in the factory and honestly it’s just felt like more effort then it’s worth to address it.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@SmartestRat Just the truth. 💜 Remember, sweetie. The opinion of strangers are meaningless.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@SmartestRat True, but my comment in this case was aimed more at making my contemporaries suddenly feel old. The only *child* whos opinion really matters is you.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@RavenATWD ((ONE of these days I *will* snap and make a Raymond side account.))

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

((Oh since I have some new followers after being inactive, quick PSA!
This isn’t actually an RP account- it’s more for me to tweet in character as PV for my own goofy jokes and ideas. So while I will respond in character, it’s with the idea that this is PV himself tweeting.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

((Oh PS while I’m here breaking character a moment: You can also find my fanfic and (hiatus’d) deep dive series on the show at AO3 under friendlytroll.

Also stan Raymond.))

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

And while I do often respond to @’s because it’s fun and I enjoy it, I may or may not do so. ✌️
Also the mod for this account is trans and queer, and insanely anti pedos/terfs/trusum/bigoted BS.

Thank you all for enjoying my goofy little side account! 💕 ✨ ✌️))

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@SmartestRat Employee of the month, every month. 💜

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

Really I only came back to social medias to complain that Boxman won’t let me re-install my favorite computer program, Ponzi Buddy. It’s the most ADORABLE little indigo pangolin that tells jokes, and does internet searches, and remembers my credit card info… I miss it already.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@SmartestRat I did write it down! I stuck it to a jethro chassis I was working on with boxman and…. hm.

hm.

I should probably go track that down.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@FoldingFighter Mm. I don’t really trust demons with my personal information. Not after senior year.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

So does burning your phone delete your social medias, or should I be using acid.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

@SmartestRat Well it SHOULD. I can never remember my password.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

Oh, no. No, I fear you’ve made a tragic misunderstanding. I was 18-24 In the /‘00s/.

*I’m a millennial*.

On the older side, mind you,

[Raven At The Writing Desk @RavenATWD]

@ProfSnakeInABox Oh Boomer, I've got some sad news for you.

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

((And we are now back to our usual, if not regular, programming. For those reading back I commend you for your immaculate taste, and tweets after this point were written as Laserblast starting from April 1st to Time Isn't Real Anymore.))

[Professor Venomous @ProfSnakeInABox]

Ugh, I am sooooo glad foxtail is with me on not going to our stupid high school reunion. I can’t imagine having to see all those stuck up legacy jerks again.