Tyler Durden

[Tyler Durden @ProfStimuli]

Remember back when everyone was upset @SashaGrey was #reading to kids? Betcha #wish we could go back to those simpler times
#2024

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Make Japan Great Again?

Trump green-lights Nippon merger with US Steel https://t.co/CXB5K6aSXS

[TERMINAL MODE @terminal_mode]

BREAKING: Gallons of Elon Musk's sperm were destroyed in the Palm Springs IVF clinic bombing.

[Tyler Durden @ProfStimuli]

They know he has #dementia and they want to remove the earliest hints at the #diagnosis

#MAGACultMorons

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

They are purging all the transcripts. The most transparent administration in history, according to them, is also deleting it.

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Fact. He’s NEVER planning on leaving office.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

I did not have Pauly Shore impersonating Steven Miller on my 2025 bingo card.

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

We were told this afternoon that this meme coin contest gala was a private dinner that had nothing to do with the White House.

And yet — here is the lectern he spoke from bearing the presidential seal.

Weird, right?

https://t.co/ONgWNcQlhq

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Florida Rep.Byron Donalds is booed at his town hall meeting by Seniors as he lies to his Constituents about fraud in Social Security which we know was all debunked.Not even half way through the meeting there was only a few people left! He’s a disgrace and will be voted out.😡

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

🎯🎯

[Tyler Durden @ProfStimuli]

#mangomussolini is the #autopen
#MAGACultMorons

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

He is not in charge.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump wants you talking about anything but his dinner last night with hundreds of top investors — many of them foreign — in his memecoin, from which he’s made hundreds of millions.

Oh, and he used the presidential seal, because he still thinks no one will ever hold him accountable.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: In an insane moment, Trump reveals he has no idea what he is doing, or how tariffs work when asked about his demand for Walmart to eat the tariffs. "Sometimes the country will eat it. Sometimes, Walmart will eat it."

America is cooked.

[Tyler Durden @ProfStimuli]

@BernieSanders Do your job

[Tyler Durden @ProfStimuli]

@LangmanVince #depends on who you ask

#MAGACultMorons

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

1800? Filthy kulak! Patriots pay $5000 for iPhone Trump edition!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Hmmmmm…. Putin rejects a U.S.-Europe ceasefire proposal and Trump responds not by sanctioning Russia but by punishing our European allies with a 50% tariff.

Whose side is he on?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

All this because Barron Trump wasn't accepted to Harvard

[Tyler Durden @ProfStimuli]

"client"? I'll take a #Parlay #epstein was fucking #mangomussolini

@stoolpresidente what kinda odds can you get me on this?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

"It's all 47-dimensional quantum chess," they said, turning the rat on a spit as it cooked over an open fire in the midst of the radioactive ruins.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Exactly

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Class Trump Friday:

Destabilize the markets.

Run away to golf. https://t.co/BPfwT2WDG1