Strong Bad

Internationally known across the globe as Sir 'Hot Pants' Strong Bad.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

Plus, we can trash-bag the KOT and get some additional ransom candy.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

We're gonna make a KILLING on sour grape sucker pops this year. Pillowcases are for amateurs, I'll be hauling full-size black trash bags.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@janglen387 More like, WRONG DOOR, Not-Francisco.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

The Cheat setup an email filter that gives "not-so-virtual punches in the face" to email senders. I mean, that's what Bubs says it does.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

LOOK. The next one of you friggin' dorks that sends me an email entitled "check out these sweet cool moves" gets... a face paounch. OK?

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

Happy freakin' one year since I wrote my last one of these. And here's to another! In and out of twe-tirement.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@Skinner0816 Yeah sorry I've been busy watching made-for-television-movie shows.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@raule94 No way am I answering this tweet, I think your name is a computer virus! Oh. Wait.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

Checked my email this morning... 0 unread emails. I mean, 0 unread emails that were any good. Next time, guys, next time. Buahahaha.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@gavinvz Nah I go in every once in a while and just click "empty inbox." It's so refreshing!

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

I think... I think I'm gonna go check my email or something.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

Soooooooooo The Cheat just came back... I guess he's been at Strong Badia all day. Drinkin' Cream Soda he stole from Club Technochocolate.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@Outsanity I hear ya. Let me tell you man, every day, I basically wish this would come true.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@dRoP_dEaD_cHrIs Father of the year, right here. Unless you're one of those guys who calls their pets their "children." Then, no.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@loriholding Well, I'd better go ask Big & Loafy if he left the antifreeze out again. It's a The Cheat-ian delicacy.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@loriholding Oh man, The Cheat better not be dead! He's still gotta finish that pizza that he got like... 3 weeks ago. It's gonna go bad!

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@witchesbrew82 Oh, yeah! Great! Thanks so much, Homestar! *Sigh* It's like, even when I'm right... he's right.

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@witchesbrew82 So, ahem, then, do you know where The Cheat is?

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@witchesbrew82 But--you just--take it--habaahtabut--Which ways are you going which ways?

[Strong Bad @ProfTorCoolguy]

@witchesbrew82 So, wait, The Cheat invited you, Homsar, and the Thnikkaman to his going away party? And you're sure about that?