Sean Hutchings

Writer of strange and terrible things, youtube video maker, charlatan. Undergraduate at the Gallifreyan Academy.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

Howdy folks. Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, my first novel is now available for #preorder ! Hope you like multi-genre, absurdist dark humour - it's what's for dinner! #WritingCommunity #indieauthor

UK: https://t.co/ApxLONGmNS
US: https://t.co/U50SfO6D7p

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

@thepaulperry Tortoise meet Hare

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

I've at last buckled to the various pressures of the 21st Century and acquired a phone. I don't like it. The only use I've found for it so far is the ability to easily update my profile pictures for the first time in 7 years. Look at that grey hair. The potent sex badger is BACK.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

@RayaBella89 Gosh. Thanks awfully.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

If he could avoid being taken in as an entity himself, Dirk Gently would have made at least a semi-valuable addition to the SCP Foundation staff.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

Today we will be imaging a world where Law & Order: SVU is a Hanna-Barbera cartoon...

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

"Maskerade" might not be a top-tier Discworld book (though I've always liked it), but it's worth the word count for the Granny and Death in the cowshed scene alone.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

Old, wise, and full of flies. FLIES!

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

I refuse to be impressed by the advances in robotic technologies until some firm develops one with long, articulated rod arms with big white gloves on the end.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

You can only begin to imagine the overwhelming disappointment and the sound of falling crests if it was ever definitively, categorically, beyond a shadow of a doubt proven who Jack the Ripper was.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

Ultimately, the TARDIS is the idea of stuffing Giles Gilbert Scott's second most iconic design inside his first.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

We'll drink a cup of kindness yet...

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

I consider myself a reasonably Wise Man.
I'd have no qualms traversing field and fountain, moor and mountain for Nicola Coughlan.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

Happy Hogswatch x

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

Walking home on Christmas Eve as a fat man with full beard and having worn the red woollens I shouldn't be surprised about the drunk who leant out of his car window to call me Santa Claus. He seemed to think it was a great insult, but I take it in good humour. I am become myth.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

It's Christmastime and it's Sunday and I'm going to the pub. Let's see how my little hermit self deals with this.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

I spent the evening playing Spyro the Dragon with my nephew, and after he was put to bed I carried on playing Spyro the Dragon until the proper grownups returned. That giggling, blue robed, dragon egg stealing freak-fuck pisses me off just as much now as he did in the 90's.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

The perfect gift for your lover this christmas: Trombaleese.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

If the aliens show up (in force no less) it's guaranteed that there'll be at least one poor goon who becomes aware of this existential about-turn because he's scrolling while having a shit.
Here's to you, future dude.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

There's a track on "Sacred Spirit" (I forget which, not heard it since my dad played it ad absurdum in the late 90's) where the chant matches exactly the beat of the "Scrooge" song from Muppet Christmas Carol. That was my first waking thought today, and I can't stop thinking it.

[Sean Hutchings @ProfWhatNow]

I haven't made a video project for a very, very long time. But now I have an idea for one. It is INCREDIBLY stupid, and would only appeal to about 6 people, but I keep thinking about it, and now I think I'll have to do it. So stupid. So, so stupid.