Professor Yankees

Cereal enthusiast,
Psycho-obsessive Yankees/Giants fan,
Real professor. Not real puppet.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@MaxMannis Ruschman and two relievers.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

Can someone at the Yankees game please do whatever you have to do to get the idiots outside the YES booth to shut the fuck up??

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@brhodes "It's very odd to hate someone as likable as Sheev Palpatine. And pretty sad."

-Darth Vader

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

What if we just never employed anyone with the last name Bird?
#Yankees

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

The Yankees vs Kevin Gausman are single-handedly disproving Malcolm Gladwell's ten thousand hours theory.

They could face for for 50 innings a day, every day for 20 years, and he'd be Sandy Fucking Koufax every time.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@BedoyaUSA

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@The_Bleacherss And Doval.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@realboshek Getting a catcher is the move that cam move the needle more than anything else. If you get Adley, and either start Cabby at SS or being up Lombard, you can afford to keep the McMahon/Rosario platoon at 3B. And then it just becomes a matter of fixing the bullpen.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@BobbyZa_ @JoezMcfLy Wtf

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@JoezMcfLy Objectively, it would be hard if not impossible to be worse than Kei Igawa. But nobody robbed more money from this team than Jacoby Ellsbury and Carl Pavano.

Oh, and Pablo Reyes stands out as a guy with zero Major League skills who took up a roster spot for no discernible reason

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@TalkinYanks No player this bad for this long has been given this much run.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@TheMlbOutsider If you can replace Volpe and Wells, you can keep McMahon.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@harryjsisson

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@SarahIronside6

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@ShadowofEzra Gotta get that Tucker money.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@EasyE65 Nah...a classic. Iconic.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@notgaetti There's not much more that you can do in ten years. Insane that he's not in the HOF. Pure anti-Yankees bias.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

@martinez_j7902 Ladies and gentlemen: the dumbest man alive.

[Professor Yankees @ProfYankees]

Alice in Chains
Rage Against the Machine
Tool

[Jimusic @JVMonte2]

Who did you see as an opening act before they made it big?

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Why didn’t anyone else of his era come close to doing the same thing? Why was Ruth singlehandedly hitting more homers than entire teams? Why was he the only person to be both an elite hitter and elite pitcher in his era? You say the game was so much easier then, but nobody came close to doing what Ruth was doing at the advent of the Live Ball Era.

The difference between Ruth and the average player of his day was far greater than the difference between any other athlete and the average player of their day, in any era, in any sport.