Prof. Allen Whitelock

I drink and I know things #willworkfordrinks
Views are my own and no one elses

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

My nieces’ beloved cat Leonard has gone missing in Burwash, East Sussex.
It’s been 4 days and he has a medical condition. I’ll offer a £1000 reward to anyone who finds him.

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@wfaaweather @wfaaintern @wfaaweathertoo You say that like it's a bad thing. In 2 months, we'll be BEGGING for highs in the 90s. #isurvivedthetexasheatwaveof1980
#wfaaweather

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@TotalSeasons @outofunion what about what about what?

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@DFWJodyDean @drLhutchins Can;'t the statue be turned so that he is shooting towards downtown from Valley View???

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@SamGannon87 It is going to impact my commute big time

[Sudanalytics @sudanalytics_]

😅🇪🇨 En Ecuador el carrito de asistencia médica ATROPELLÓ A UN JUGADOR en pleno partido.

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@NotJackKemp Amen

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

Wilonsky: Turns out, there are some decent ideas among those 418 Dallas City Hall proposals https://t.co/NfCHNjGfeJ via @dallasnews

@RobertWilonsky Great article, and thanks for the links to the proposals

#robocop #ocp

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@wfaaweather As a 10 year old I was sent to SUMMER CAMP everyday day that summer. I blame my mom

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@sblaskovich I mean this in the most polite way possible, but you are a brave woman to print this list. And I think you missed one, the smoker in my backyard. #lovethelist #biased

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@Uber who do I complain to if my latest ride smelled like cigarettes and the DRIVER had a pack of cigarettes and a lighter in the car? When I asked if he smoked he said yes.

[PGMO @FA_PGMOL]

Anthony Taylor leads a team of six officials appointed by UEFA to a Europa League semi-final this evening 💪

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@ReillyRick I have everything except the $6B. Also no experience. I can step in

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@TotalSeasons @Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump Hand of God?? It is definitely not the ghost of Diego Maradona

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@corbydavidson That was bad, but this is a good move

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@JoeCJr29 Tumbleweeds

I have seen tumbleweeds blow through the streets of downtown OKC. The heart of downtown

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

The things that @sblaskovich puts herself through for us mere mortals. #thanks

Texas Rangers’ new 2026 ballpark foods include 3 head-scratchers https://t.co/klrb7IpSa4 via @dallasnews

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@TotalSeasons hearsay or heresy? with him, it's both

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@DeAthCardiff I live in the US and I am going to move to Wales just to not vote for you.

[Prof. Allen Whitelock @Prof_Allen_IV]

@wfaaweather Stay Hard McKinney. We still miss you