Aaron Macholl

Vertically Endowed Jew. FIAT #173.

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@altonbrown I'll eat with you anytime

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@Duckplague https://t.co/VKOv61z4hj

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

Sharks, bears, thongs... (I wrote things but I'm gonna leave thongs cause the baby should not eat them either) that eat meat.

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@Dummiebear510 You gotta make sure you also get a spicy bite when you're at 7/11

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

https://t.co/wu7cyrTigw

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@Dummiebear510 Vax related lol more like Juice related

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@GroovyBruce I miss my friend this is him carrying my stupid mustard bottles to your roast we carried them past @davidalangrier today was his last memorial but he will never be forgotten I hoped I could have gotten an autograph on them even from Mr. Grier "Pizzapoppa can suck it"

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@AOC My for you is exclusively right wing nut jobs as if anything I've ever liked would signal I wanna see that hate.

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@wizards_magic what were the game modes at #Paris @TwitchCon and will they be the same for @CityOfLasVegas

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@BrittanyWonder Tell them that since you missed the pizza party you'll accept a raise in lieu

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@BrittanyWonder Having a pool outweighs a lot of stuff especially with all these record hot days it'll be nice to go for a dip

[Rene Chiquete @ReneChiquete]

So much expression! Like this gracious flamingo hat by (ttv)TallerThanYou2, and a lot of people in the art booths! Like (ttv)atelierthetis (https://t.co/BPVc68noJc), (ttv)seven_pots (https://t.co/kFoDGxzT9W), (ttv)ladraweuz (https://t.co/R0kRSACPeU) , @Sezzadactyl & @InnoVatezz!

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

As we pass them in line I start making little songs (Power rangers) Fuck Fuck SHIT Fuck fuck fuck (sesame street voices) today's word is asshole A-S-S-H-O-L-E after a few rows my friend gets in on it. I don't know if that kid learned any new words but I hope so.

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

So I was on my 10 hour flight when the guy in front of me SLAMS his seat back into my knees (I'm 6'9") I scream in pain he turns around and LOOKS AT MY LEGS PINNED BY THE SEAT does nothing I have to put my feet into the isle and that's when the flight attendants come through

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

After three hours of this @tomsegura pops into my head ... This guy is a parent traveling with a kid. And I notice the only times he stops bouncing on my knees is when his kid falls asleep in his arms. So I wait till we're all in line at customs for my moment.

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@babbel #Babblescavhunt we don't change a team who wins

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@babbel #Babblescavhunt we don't change a winning team

[Aaron Macholl @ProfessionalWKJ]

@Duckplague Big hugs for everyone

[Peacock @peacock]

I know you’re all very disappointed, but I will *not* be dropping the first half of my name any time soon 👀