𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙶𝙾𝙻𝙶𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙰 𝚅𝙸𝚁𝚄𝚂 (𝙶-𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜) ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝ 𝘎 𝘐𝘚 𝙈𝙔 𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕 !!! ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𓁹

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

⠀⠀𝑯𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒏
⠀⠀ 𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮 𝑽𝒊𝒓𝒖𝒔
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒚…

[𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗞 @GrimReaperOfUSS]

HUNK cleared out the castle of all hostiles.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

William looked like an ugly old lady.

[𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗞 @GrimReaperOfUSS]

Peanut Head Anderson knew everything.

No one could hide from him.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

@KingOfAllFrogs What’s it fucking look like?

You have eyes, don’t you?

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

William used to be a member of the boy band “Dream Street.”

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

@IndustrialSpy - bag that housed the crumpets he’d picked up earlier.

“One moment, I have a picnic blanket around here somewhere…” He mumbled, searching for that crochet table cloth, figuring he could lay that down on the lab floor.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

William wondered how HUNK and Ada were doing.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

@IndustrialSpy - his hand dismissively. HUNK was no fun, he was too hostile all the time. Stupid Peanut Head Anderson.

William then made his way over to his desk where he kept his fanciest tea set, sitting neatly on a porcelain tray atop some scattered papers, and next to that was a small -

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

@GrimReaperOfUSS How dare he!

GO AWAY!

He can’t eliminate him!

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

Ew…

That’s disgusting.

[𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗞 @GrimReaperOfUSS]

@ProfessorBirkin William knows too much.

Now he’ll have to eliminate him.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

@GrimReaperOfUSS Please. Everyone knows he’s peanut head Anderson.

[𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗞 @GrimReaperOfUSS]

@ProfessorBirkin Yes, sir.
But now they have a snafu.
He can’t find out that HUNK is Peanut Head Anderson.

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍 @ProfessorBirkin]

@GrimReaperOfUSS Peanut Head Anderson had a point!