Rossco Bossco

Life is not a drab endurance test. It is a tapestry of pregnant moments bursting with possibility that we are compelled to suck the marrow from.

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

@NolanAnalyst What are the chances it coincides with a crucial piece of dialogue?

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

@NoContextBrits Somethink

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

To the best of my knowledge Rishi Sunak will be the first Prime Minister who can magically change the colour of ring binders…

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

Say NO to BoJo #UKPM

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

It feels like being in a country run by people who have been knocked out in the first round of Britains Got Talent. #ElectionNow

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

If so many Tory MPs are disillusioned with the Conservative Party then why don’t they leave it and join a different party or stand as an independent?

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

Congratulations to the Lettuce and the anti-growth coalition #trussspeech

[michael mezz @michaelmezz]

listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest.

she’s got a point, no?

[Paul @bingowings14]

McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling https://t.co/7g6bhOiYAN

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

I don’t know about everyone else but when I think of Liz Truss I think about growths.

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

I wonder if, when people in a tropical paradise boot into Windows, they are confronted with an image of a brutalist council estate in England on a rainy day?

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

@jrmallcock This is crazy. The government should impose rules so that electricity unit price increases the more you use. That way the big companies and people living in larger houses would be penalised for excess energy use and bills for moderate users wouldn’t change.

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

Why isn’t energy charged the same way tax is so that people who use the most pay more per unit? That would be an incentive for everyone to use less energy and minimise the impact to low income households. #EnergyPrices

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

Went to visit my home town of Southend on Sea. Looks idilic but if you zoom in you’ll see an ominous brown scum on the water. “Is that sewage?” My wife asked. “Oh no” I replied “they don’t do that anymore.” Turns out they do. #ToryScum

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.

[🅳🅰🆅🅸🅳 🆄 @davidblackfin]

Hearing that Johnson is getting booed and heckled by British holidaymakers on his Greek trip has cheered me up no end. It will not get shown in the UK of course but Italian TV just now had a British man shouting,
"Get back to work you fat ponce"

[Nick Holdstock @NickHoldstock]

In two weeks I'll be launching my new novel at the wonderful @GoldenHareBooks in Edinburgh. Tickets available here https://t.co/0YVscjgYJg @EdinCityofLit @scottishbktrust @CreativeScots

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

This is a #dontlookup moment https://t.co/W5884ZOwS8

[Rossco Bossco @ProfessorBossco]

@donaldlad1001 Hello Donaldlad. That’s a very good tweet. How the motherfucking dickens are you?