Profesor Connor Hayes

Economics Professor | Advocate for lifelong learning | New York Sports | Golf enthusiast | History & public policy | Class of ’95

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

Everyone getting quarter 2 parking spots yet at least half of you can’t drive for shit and don’t even know your lefts and rights. Count how many crashes there are by retard drivers this quarter and then come back to this post.

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

@dougrobinson42 Maybe I’ll see you at the game on campus tonight

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

@dougrobinson42 You’re not gonna find out by begging and pleading

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

Halloween costumes don’t get better than this. Bro needs a bih #wifehim

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

@Montythepatriot @joethebaptist12 Patience is a virtue S...

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

How does it feel that you will never witness a Nets Championship in your lifetime. Not too late to get a new team @joethebaptist12 @Montythepatriot

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

@joethebaptist12 @Montythepatriot Not sure you want all that

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

Halloweekend starts tomorrow, and apparently the less fabric a costume has, the more creative it is. 💀 When did Halloween become a competition to see who can wear the least? If this is what Halloween is now, what will the future hold for next generations?

[Profesor Connor Hayes @ProfessorCH1995]

@joethebaptist12 A party is a party