Professor Chas

A Pokémon Professor specializing in the TCG, Pokémon GO, and Nintendo 3DS games. The lab coat's on back order!

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What was the logic behind turning Grok into literally a metaphorical garbage dispenser?

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Grok is garbage.

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@GovPressOffice Since TFG is so fond of nicknaming people ("Newscum", i.e.), I wonder how he'd like the one I did:

Donold Scump

(Feel free to use liberally.)

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@Katnparadise Rock paper scissors!

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@Timcast Oof.

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@stevenjvan @POTUS wow

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@PooTruePatriot @POTUS wow

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@Vierd1 @POTUS Obtuse.

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@WaterTheCats @POTUS I enjoy reading the comments on anything President Biden posts. All the wailing and crying I see in the responses reminds me of how much better I am at being a functional human being than so many other creatures on this planet. 😊

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@X It did once, when it allowed itself to be sold and had its name changed from Twitter.

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Okay, hold up - in #TearsOfTheKingdom, in the original timeline (before Zelda traveled back to the Imprisoning War), whose Secret Stone did Ganondorf steal to become the Demon King? Sonia was the Sage of Time in the original imprisoning, so it couldn't have been hers he stole.

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Nowadays, I forget Twitter even exists.

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@Katnparadise Sure, but be warned, it's probably gonna taste full of grease.

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@Katnparadise I have a secret crush on someone half my age.

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@Katnparadise This isn't gonna be like those "Saw" movies, is it? 😟

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Life Hack OTD: If you don't leave a half-eaten dinner next to you in bed, that provides less incentive for the rats to crawl all over your body foraging for food while you sleep.

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Looks like I'm bailing for BlueSky, too. See y'all there!

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Approximately how many years of driving a bus does it take to lose all basic sympathy for your fellow human beings? Because, if so, I feel like bus drivers should be forced to retire and be replaced before that expiry date is reached.

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Yes, I'm fully aware of my hypocrisy of being in full support of the Trevor Slattery subversion, while simultaneously being vehemently opposed to the Ralph Bohner subversion.

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@davidknowles @RobertPicardo @timjfbutler @AnthonyBrasi211 @elonmusk @X Both knees, potentially.