Professor Cubes

affordable licensed therapist. Keno aficionado.

[Professor Cubes @ProfessorCubes]

I swear they calling a penalty every other play cause they boys had a lil tussle pre game. Stripes cut the horse shit.

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@airikacal 10/10, you’re an angel from heaven

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Take an adderall and tweak for no reason kinda day

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@airikacal Hi…don’t forget to send this time around. Thanks :)

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Can’t believe @BigDawgJackie and I found a bar half a mile from our apartment that sells 50 cent wings only on NFL or NCAA football game days. Too good to be true so they must have a rape dungeon in the basement. Do you think I have to bring my own handcuffs and gag ball?

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@airikacal Hi

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I swear she’s doing it on purpose now

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Selena Gomez 📸🔥

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Smoked for the first time in 6 days and I feel like I’m on heroin

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Where is the mute button for this Israel Palestine scrum

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@swagdad09 chuck I have nothing but respect for you but I respectfully disagree. So many dudes out there with unbelievable standards for women looking like George Constanza getting zero poon all year. At that point you can roast a brother for getting nothing

[Professor Cubes @ProfessorCubes]

Stay away from people who don’t fly with carry ons

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You know you’re getting old when you don’t agree with anything waze suggests

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This is the kind of mom who kills her whole family in 8 months

[. @CapricuntofCats]

Baby I know she off a good dose of lexapro. I know it.

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I’m not religious but one sniff of her asshole and I’d go celibate to join priesthood

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@BigDawgJackie

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Team nuke the Middle East and make it a massive Dave and Busters

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@mickybeers Speak English you fuck

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Can’t tell if this is @BigDawgJackie or @Carlwheezrr

[Street Night Live @StreetNightLive]

this is how dudes start dressing the second they turn 30