ProfessorDalek

EDUCATING COLLEGE DALEKS TO EXTERMINATE!

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

We are putting together a committee to look at how we define new hires for the next year. You can join the committee, work for free, and give up research time OR wait for the really dumb decisions to come out of the committee in the fall because you weren’t involved. Your move.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Most faculty would rather have a mediocre colleague who won’t show them up and is fun to go to lunch with than someone who is challenging and brilliant. That’s why I don’t mind passing over the search committee and dept’s top choice to hire my friends.

[Krista K. Thomason @kkthomason]

When you're hoping people come to your office hours so you can avoid grading @AcademicPain

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

I APOLOGIZE FOR MY PRLONGED ABSENCE FROM #DALEKRAGE! DAVROS COLLEGE HAS BEEN KEEPING ME TOO BUSY HERDING DALEK FACULTY. MUST. RETURN. TO. EXTERMINATING.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Everybody has those days.

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

@VermontDalek POLITICAL APPOINTEES ARE CLEARLY DALEKS

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

NO, STUDENT. THE 5 FLAVORS DETECTED BY HUMAN TASTE ARE NOT LIME, CHERRY, ORANGE, GRAPE& STRAWBERRY.

[Respectfully Justin @JustinLaboy]

This election is a real shot at women. You can be more qualified, better educated, have more impressive resume and still not get the job

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

DEAR STUDENTS: SPELLCHECK! PHYCOLOGY IS THE STUDY OF ALGAE. NOT HUMAN BEHAVIOR.

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

@VermontDalek @TheTab MY PLUNGER IS TURNING ITSELF INSIDE OUT TRYING TO GET TO HIS BRAIN BUT THERE IS NOTHING THERE

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

@PRDalek @EducatorDalek @KJayCee INSUFFICIENT INFORMATION MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO KNOW YET

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

I HOPE MY COLLEGE STUDENT AUTONS ARE NOT DRINKING EVERY TIME TRUMP SAYS #believeme OR ATTENDANCE WILL BE VERY LOW TOMORROW

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

@VermontDalek SCIENCE IS CLEARLY FALSE SO NO, UNLESS HE HAS AN INVESTMENT IN THE STUDY

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

TRUMP AUTON FOUND PRESIDENTS BIRTH CERTIFICATE SO HE COULD DEFEAT ISIS. #WhoKnew

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

@LustfulSloth @Freerice @AcademicDalek @EducatorDalek I BROKE IT AT 700 GRAINS WITH MY INCREDIBLE INTELLECT!

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

I miss the carefree days of summer already!

[ProfessorDalek @ProfessorDalek]

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT. IF I ONLY STEAL 7% OF SOMETHING IT IS NOT STEALING, RIGHT? @novodalek @VermontDalek @EducatorDalek