Professor Dickweed

I only saw my son a handful of times when he was a kid then his mom told me to help him get his balls back when he was 40ish. Go Dawgs

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

Holy shit. This is almost as bad as losing to Mizzou the whole fucking game. I can’t even enjoy this W because of how embarrassing it was being down to a team of Mizzou’s caliber.

[Bryan Fischer @BryanDFischer]

Georgia Tech up 12-7 in the 4th quarter and just recovered a Pitt fumble. Yellow Jackets haven't won an FBS game since Oct. 9 of last year.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

Ok @AP_Top25 do the right thing. It’s @OhioStateFB turn at #1

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@DawgTalk20 That number 1 ranking does weird shit to teams

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

College GameDay headed to Lawrence, Kansas, next week for TCU at Kansas

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@tattedBAssassin @TheRealRashaud Everyone does lol

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@TheRealRashaud It’s about to be gone when we take this L. We are done

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@BarstoolAlabama Not playing at Jordan Hare has a lot to do with it. Oh who am I kidding it has everything to do with it.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@Criz_46 @CFBONFOX I apologize

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@DawgNationDaily Maybe this is Georgia and we have just played garbage teams until now. I mean Mizzou is garbage but maybe they are the best garbage we have played. So damn glad we aren’t going to Knoxville this year. They still might get the W in Athens.

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

The Kansas Jayhawks are 5-0.

ROCK MOTHER FUCKING CHALK.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

Do it @AP_Top25

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

RANK US @AP_TOP25

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@JoeBiden Joe can you please stop talking on Saturdays. Especially ones as embarrassing as this. Are you not seeing how embarrassing Georgia is playing right now. Literally losing to one of the worst teams in all of college football. They have made me get hammered.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@BarstoolKU @BarstoolAlabama I really hope there isn’t a barstool Georgia you can come after. No way Georgia can hang with Kansas

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

I fucked up. I drank way too much too fast when Georgia lost the 1st quarter to Mizzou. I am not going to make the rest of the game. Maybe my Dawgs will pull it out but nothing about this game or last week tells me they can. This is embarrassing. #SEC #UGAvsMizzou

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@attacktheday03 @DadBodyOf3 @UGAfootballLive I thought you grow up from games like this last week?

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@UGAfootballLive Feeling great. I got hammered once they won the 1st quarter. I don’t care what happens now. Im numb

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@Criz_46 @CFBONFOX Well this is extremely embarrassing. I’m going to drink my problems away.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@BarstoolsBama @BarstoolUA @BarstoolAlabama Literally nothing wrong with that. Any fan base would do that.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@barstoolsports I think it’s only cringe because of Dabo. He makes it weird af.

[Professor Dickweed @ProfessorDickw5]

@Criz_46 @CFBONFOX Lol he knows there a 0.0000000000000000001% chance of that happening. Normally I would hope you were right but since it’s against my team I do not.