Eric Wagner

Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography (UU), Chair of Experimental Serendipity (UU), lately, [email protected] on Mastodon

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

#TCUvsTEX The Longhorns play the Horned Frogs in what is being billed as The Horniest Matchup Ever

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@RealGlenMacnow Not a victim. A criminal - who skates in a world with fewer and fewer consequences.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@RealGlenMacnow Nah, the writer of that article is clearly Clop Meemaw

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@ChampRDS A billion people might be technically available to PAY for it, since it is streaming, but only a teeny tiny fraction will actually see it.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@MoMohler And by puppy mill, they mean a place where puppies are ground into flour.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@JomboyMedia Director fail for not getting that pov

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@JomboyMedia That's not blood - it's shit from Trump's ass

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@hwinkler4real Well, congressmen do get free healthcare for life, so not EVERY one.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@DavidPattt parachute, please

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@hwinkler4real @HISTORY Thank goodness it wasn't another clip show. Love you and the series!

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@ClickHole They certainly cease baggage handling on most of my flights

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@Variety He was in nearly EVERY sketch

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@j00ny369T I'm not sure what product you're talking about, but I've watched this clip for 20 minutes now.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@RealGlenMacnow Don't be so sure. Netflix is interested in a limited series

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@JomboyMedia Both strikes anyway. Don't end a season with the bat on your shoulder.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@Ducnghia16 Cheech and Chong
Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan
The Rock and Kevin Hart

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@RealGlenMacnow Beat 1.5%? nah
Beat 15%? Not today
Beat 150% now you're talking

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@DudespostingWs When the metamucil kicks in

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@RealGlenMacnow Those feelings are totally natural for a boy your age. It just means you're becoming a man.

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@TalkinBaseball_ No room for Christopher Sanchez

[Eric Wagner @ProfessorE59]

@VancityReynolds Waiting patiently to be featured on the Kiss Cam