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@SplatsSecrets This sounds like constipation or an intestinal blockage. What did the doctor say? Are you getting a contrast CT scan?

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@SplatsSecrets Outside sex is best sex.

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@SplatsSecrets An adult performer?

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@SplatsSecrets You are one of the dwindling few reason I still come to Twitter. If you moved your AD account to Blue, I would come here even less.

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@SplatsSecrets To be honest, I never did. I'm a demi, so this is more of a "people watching" thing for me.

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@SplatsSecrets How many times can you cum in a row, again?

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@thecoopertom @MastersRex America Online: Goatse Eddition

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@thecoopertom It's the people of the site who make the site, not the person who owns it. You aren't leaving Twitter. You are following Jack Dorcey. Let this dumpster fire burn.

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@SplatsSecrets Power bottom or service bottom?

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@SplatsSecrets One of them tunes the radio, and the other controls the volume.

（。ㅅ 。）

So, are we in the mood for hard rock, heavy metal, easy listening or swing?

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@thecoopertom You gotta watch those steel cut oats. They are sharp like aged cheddar.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Lice or crabs?

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@SplatsSecrets If having a super power is bad, then I don't want to be good. And being horny all the time? That's a super power.

It's good to orgasms every day, even leap days! Enjoy it while it lasts. This power fades with time, and you will miss it.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Are you a Russian Sage? Because I smell a plant.

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@SplatsSecrets Some people need to grow up and untwist their panties.

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@SplatsSecrets I have a close friend who left the furry community because he was sexually assaulted at Oklacon many years ago. It was a compound trauma upon a previous assault that was much worse.

People who do that to others, animals included, are reprehensible.

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@SplatsSecrets Ok, what forbidden thing are they into that got them excised?

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@thecoopertom It will probably all end up in a landfill in some third world country, because I don't think they refurbish and repair, either.

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@SplatsSecrets I feel like my life would be better if the day was 36 hours long, not 24.

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