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CEO, hypothetical future corporation // 💕 @voiles1910 // stream Homie Vulgaris

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

i'm ivy

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

"It's the Helldivers! We're sav-

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

I present to the jury:

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[cass 🐇💫🍉 WITCH HAT REAL!! @apricae]

does she even know she’s alive #whaanimespoilers

[Jane Gunshot @_dogkiller]

my dad burst into my room after like 1.5 years on hrt and yelled 'i don't care what you are, but you have boobs you have to tell me what's going on'

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@No1IsSleeping my mom is based I guess

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@HelldiversAlert that's easy it's the w40k warbond

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@widemermaid what's in the next episode is still shrouded in mystery

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

en's bedroom

[botchedalism @botchedalism]

For anyone wondering what a mushroom farm looks like

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@rossium what if instead of Jane Street it was Pane Street and you walked up and down rows of windows

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@shimester would you not consider "33" to be early thirties

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

when I was twelve, I made a joke at my uncle's expense. then he absolutely roasted me in front of our whole family. the lesson learned is "don't throw rocks expecting none back." great knowledge to carry with you in life.

[i eat sand and shit out cocaine @shimester]

@Voiles1910 @ProfessorGetter ah yes! wonderful, 32 year old motherfucker going out of their way to be "mean" to a literal minor! genuinely genius! amazing! you're special!

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@shimester i'm in my early thirties, and you've previously admitted to being a minor. now go clean your room

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@shimester someone who's had more time to pay attention to the world around me, by the looks of it. I would say don't grow up too fast, but you dont seem to be in any danger of doing that anytime soon. all the best

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

those aren't runes lmao

[GOG.COM @GOGcom]

We are sorry for today’s newsletter.

We made a series of mistakes: We created an unfortunate visual association by placing the runes incorrectly, we used the wrong logo for The End of the Sun, we did not check the display of the newsletter on mobile devices - which came out worse - and we didn’t port the feedback from our German QA to other languages.

While half our email base received this email, we stopped the send-out as soon as we noticed the error.

We are now revising our review process to enforce more checks and catch these mistakes earlier.

[puella delicata @Voiles1910]

im so sad this bait didn’t pop off

[puella delicata @Voiles1910]

Spoilers if you haven't been paying any attention at all

At the end of the TADC finale I said "Jax is a beautiful trans woman" and the whole theater clapped.

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@Voiles1910 @CouchCactus68 lmfao

[𝕚𝕧𝕪 @ProfessorGetter]

@shimester @Voiles1910 "it's girl not boy" immediately after calling her "son" lmao you aren't real

[puella delicata @Voiles1910]

this is the true moral of tadc