Charlie Marble 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙🖤🤍💜

I am an unmanned vessel floating in the deep end (Bechdel test approved)

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Asexual 🖤🤍💜

[Charlie Marble 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙🖤🤍💜 @ProfessorLottie]

I have declared war on cottagecore!

[Crooker @Slifer__Slacker]

"Hal, where's the Jedi Temple?"
"what do you mean man it's right there"

[Sly @Slyyy47]

@LanternsActu fucking thief

[ѕααн¹² @_sharaaaaa_]

E estão os dois errados porque nenhum pôs cimento

[Monkey D. Chavez🍉 @MonkeyD_Chavez]

Ah yes, the Mogo costume directly referencing a scene in Lanterns has nothing to do with Lanterns

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

You have to apologise for swearing at midnight on the telly in the country that's going to livestream an execution.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

Imagine seeing a gorgeous girl and the first thing that comes to mind is Hitler… you’re gay and desperate for validation from other men, the obsession is embarrassing

[tony 🎲 @lesboycheren]

love when dudes say “not my pope” as if he’s an elected official and not (according to doctrine) the successor of saint peter chosen by the holy spirit

[James @MKUltraMoney]

I’ll happily pay to see a movie in theaters but I’m never paying more than $4 to rent something digitally

[Briskitty (Punished Arc) @BriskittyBackup]

“ewww, I don’t want REAL women, I just want to jerk of to the AI generated porn” is the funniest possible outcome of this

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

try 1 week without lanterns

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

OTHER MOMMY? How about you go see OTHER MOVIE … that’s right folks, I’m talking about DIGGER 🪏

[𖤓 𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓 𝖔 𝖘𝖔𝖑 𖤓 @Alfaangel7]

fun fact: quando eu era criança eu fiz a exata pergunta para o meu pai, ele disse que iria dar um curto circuito. minutos depois ele ouviu o som do disjuntor explodindo

[Καλός @realKalos]

Going to Kyiv with the expectation of a dozen 9/10 Svetlanas fighting over my average 3.5" penis, but as I enter the nightclub, a bag goes over my head, and the next thing I know, I am experiencing the Skyrim intro scene on a truck heading to Donbas.

[MT @MasterTainment]

Nicolas Cage:
"I'm not doing National Treasure 3..."

Everybody:
"BOO!"

Nicolas Cage:
"...because I want him to go after the Epstein Files!"

Everybody:
"YEEEAAHHHH!"

"I also won't do Spider-Man Noir Season 2..."

"BOOOO!"

"...because Amazon wanted me to sign an AI waiver!"

"YEEEAAHHHH!"

[ObsCureArty『𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳』 @ObsCureArty]

Absolutely broke

[BK @TBKReturns]

Considering y’all’s reaction to David’s Superman saving the squirrel, wouldn’t you guys have hated this?

[SHJYS @1SHJYS1]

kirklace

[໊ @shaynyss]

Took Ibuprofen after predicting a migraine