Professor Meat

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

this is the most important tweet of our generation

[The Happy Smiler @artchad]

I’m done with autistics. They’ve dominated the last decade and it’s not cute anymore.

It’s time for the neurotypicals to come back. Life is about drinking and small talk.

Start touching strangers and flirting with random women IMMEDIATELY

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@Realglobalpol2 oh okay so when does everything I said stop being true then since I guess we're just catching up to this reality of yours

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@Dooby2214 @hasanthehun @KyleKulinski I can't wait to watch this unfold. A shame what you've become, or maybe always were. See you at the bottom.

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@EudaimoniaEsq "actually it's stupid to differentiate between these two things because from my point of view they share an important trait" yes everyone that doesn't agree with you is retarded for doing so very insightful

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

something something the matrix something

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

‼️🚨 “They’re not coming after me, they’re coming after you. I’m just standing in the way.” - @hasanthehun

Hasan didn’t just stick to streaming. He put his money where his mouth is and started helping anti-zionist candidates win elections. And now they’re scared.

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@LycanCooks not waiting to see the results of any investigation just because you like hasan is illiberal and immoral. It's just as bad as sewing dissent for money yourself.

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@pxielovee remember when they were like "where's the proof the deep made you blow him" and she was like "you'll have to ask him i deleted all my messages"

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@RealDianeYap pouring sauce on meat is, in fact, normal and okay. Sometimes people will even dunk it! Of course the Asians would never do that either...

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@MadAndy44 @chrisorzy why is oatmeal gruel?? These are fine meals to eat! It's okay to eat oatmeal! How are you all so entitled to extravagant meals??

[Magills @magills_]

Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@LisaA311 i know we are in the bad time line but I promise, I swear, heed me now, YOU ARE NOT A LOSER IF YOU EAT FRUIT

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@funnygamedev "apples?? what am i a peasant??"

y'all weren't raised right

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@thejcole21 "that looks like shit" you guys all just self report as sheltered losers who can't cook. Food for adults comes in take out containers I guess

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@Gemthemaverick ya, the people who buy their own groceries don't make food at home. Thank you for the cutting edge economic insight.

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@BeigeFrequency "its probably less healthy than fast food anyway"

nigga you fucking retarded or just fat as fuck?

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@sergeynazarovx 'you don't build wealth by cutting, you build it by earning'

spoken like someone renting a home outside their budget and spending 30% of their discretionary income on doordash and takeout.

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@sergeynazarovx this might shock you, but 'prices' applies to both selling AND buying

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@RyanCMullally hey grok is destiny right that this guy offloads his thinking to AI

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@kim_siever start buying coffee and eating out, you'll find out quick!

[Professor Meat @ProfessorMeat]

@churrascooooo what a weird defense all of you are suddenly running. "This is hardly even human KIBBLE, I refuse to ABUSE myself by eating that, we only feed that to our CHILDREN"