Professor Moche

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[Professor Moche @ProfessorMoche]

@jerseymikes Free sub!

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What's the appropriate shirt I should make for the Padres vs Ohtani game tomorrow? (excuse me, vs the Angels)

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@Jennifance Same!

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@crazycharisma @jahayramunoz

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@Hey_Mych can confirm

[Janelle Lafond @janellelafondtv]

The Padres need him.

[Aileen 直子 Burns @aileenburns]

My mental health is doing great rn cause I haven’t watched one second of Padres baseball over their last two series 🙃

[Professor Moche @ProfessorMoche]

@sandiegowavefc when will the store open tomorrow? I’m desperate for a jersey that fits me. Nike isn’t about the plus size life 🥲

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I had to explain to my girlfriend that the shower gel in the hotel wasn’t “shower gel lady bits cleaner” but that douche means shower in french.

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Twitter is such a hellscape these days it doesn’t really matte rehat I say. But I love my girlfriend and she has currently misplaced me at a wedding. So her phone is in my pocket, and who knows when she’ll find me

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@MsMPirate The Sirens supporter group discord is a great place to find tickets. And the fee to be in the group is so small, worth it just for that!

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@jahayramunoz I texted the mom in The Abbey that I know that might not be going

[Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl]

Lesbian baseball fans exist
Gay baseball fans exist
Bisexual baseball fans exist
Transgender baseball fans exist
Queer baseball fans exist
Intersex baseball fans exist
Asexual baseball fans exist
Two-spirit baseball fans exist
Their allies are baseball fans and they exist

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[Adam @SD_Sports19]

Shout out to Steve-O for cleansing the Padres and Petco Park tonight for a new beginning.

[Professor Moche @ProfessorMoche]

I noticed an ~ 8 year old girl wearing an @alexmorgan13 @sandiegowavefc jersey at her soccer practice as I drove by a neighborhood park in Scripps Ranch. I had Bend It Like Beckham and Mia Hamm as a teen. She gets to grow up with a whole team of role models to aspire towards 🥰

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Anyone have a spare seat for Sat or Sun of the Cubs series?

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Eeesh I should know better than to use particular bot friendly words

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@JakeTucker33 @ariizrhay I think she’s a bot because she just offered to sell me Padres tickets

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@ariizrhay Your account seems suspicious because you don’t follow the Padres…

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@ariizrhay Awesome! Thanks!