ProfessorPonzo

Creator of Rootkit, Unifund, upTokens, and upOnly Tokens, OctaDahlia and OctaLily
Professor of Crypto-Economics

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

bug in an early project
UniPump
locked liq
what do???
engage yolo mode
dump dev coins
post "not a rug, please dump and send me all the money"
they do
successfully migrate token
Rename to Unifund
strong community forms, takes over
whales add it to their pump and dump list
fin

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

Throw back to 18 months ago.

When your super dyslexic and try to be more than 1 person on the internet

Shout out to @OpenDyslexic for introducing me to font types that dont jump around

[Crypto-buddy @Cryptobuddy17]

Our Market Generation event is live!

Visit https://t.co/ll2FCxx3LW
to contribute.

⛏️🚀🌍

#CRO #crofam #BSC #cryptotwitter @ProfessorKronos #passiveincome

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

How to convert "price buy impact" into "1-sided liquidity" within a swap

1. calculate the expected swap and do the uniswap slippage check before transfer

2. mint tokens to the pool up to the amount being bought

3. update after swap sucks in the extra balance, no LP tokens

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

@SeanSzeto @up_cro @rootkitfinance The 2 to launch since then were both very small so i dont think anyone lost too much. They definitely didnt lift off like we wanted or get enough attention. lots of changes for upCRO including very high APY at launch.

Agree, listening needs to be my main goal, practicing!

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@josephdelong everything is a ponzi, a "scheme" is what we need to be on the look out for, and we must always raise the alarm bells as needed, no matter the backlash. #PleaseCheckOutMyNewestPonziItsNotAScheme

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@EBrainwashed no one is ever always or never right, something something deal in absolutes

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I found a way to make a #uniswap #swap safely do a new thing

Any percent of the price impact from a buy can be converted directly into 1 sided liquidity and user slippage is not effected

buy impact 👇
liquidity 👆

i think this is what #safemoon tried to do

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

I'm ending the year with a gift I never thought I would give. I'm passing on a dream in the form of the domains daoge.eth and thedaoge.eth to the @PleasrDAO / @ownthedoge community.

Merry Christmas, Happy New Years

May the #Daoge rise to the success and glory it truly deserves.

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

doing a live Q&A in our main telegram channel https://t.co/fOW9XhhpaC

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@ScottLaugherty @wenmoonbase @rootkitfinance yeah situation with the name sucks =(

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

@0xSteven #erc31337 token wrapper with calculator and floor sweeper function ... once a price floor exists, the value under it it just wasted, so we get it back and buy with it again, and again and again

next level of upSorcery is a series of tokens that never go down, up on buy and sell

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

@imBagsy *gets so inspired i make a token that goes up on buy and up on sells

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

10 minutes left and 7500 cake so far

Last chance to join at https://t.co/Ad3LJS8Kj6

1500 cake vault donation to the vault will be used to ensure "number go up" on launch

We are expecting up to a 10 minute delay in the sale ending

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30 minutes to go in the #upMatic #MGE

Over 120k #matic raised to far, any bets on how high it will jump in the last 20 minutes?

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

@Bagofbread2 we were data collecting to make sure ETH version would run smooth. The fees will be higher but it should work perfectly like the others

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@MiddleChildPabk @rootkitfinance More than the meme narrative, it literally goes up only and never down, and earned the title of being a real #upOnly token.

Links to 5 live markets can be found in my recent history. To good to be true seems to be the main problem people have with it

[ProfessorPonzo @ProfessorPonzo]

@BlueskiedC large fee is for both, and is equal on buy and sell.

Different flavors is a good way to put it, each OcDa is paired against a different token, there are currently 5 out in the wild

3 on #BSC, 1 on #Matic, and the last 1 on #AVAX

the fee will usually be around 15% both ways

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@BlueskiedC that seems to be the main issue at this point

the catch is it goes up really slow, no volatility, and there's a large fee. Not that unbelievable knowing this i think