Professor Puig

I'm a cat.

Mom was a special education teacher in a juvenile detention facility but is now taking mental health leave. Dad works in a courthouse.

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

OF COURSE cats can be pro-abortion. And yes, I use that term, specifically, though I can party with pro-choice or pro-woman.

We should have exactly as many abortions as we need to have. Combined with comprehensive sex ed and accessible contraceptives (including free LARCs)!!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Donald Trump's 2024 hopes go up in flames as new polling reveals that only 35% of voters believe he should ever be allowed to be president again — a truly pathetic number that proves the investigations have destroyed him. RT IF YOU'D NEVER VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP!

[I am Jack’s smirking revenge @Marla_Singer01]

Saw a new provider today. She told me that since I’m vaccinated I could “shed” the virus to others and also that it may not be possible to treat me because my DNA has been altered. Obviously I’m not going back but… like… is there a hotline or something for this kind of shit?

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

What's your favorite nontraditional cat toy??

https://t.co/F2qG6keAPu

[Kealia Ohai Watt @KealiaOhai]

Baby daddy😍 @JJWatt

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

Mom’s outta town so fast food for everyone!!!

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@MaddiCasey My parents do summer camps. I’ll ask them for the names of their programs. Mostly for retired adults, but still adults

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

Jesus Christo, Bo oughta teach history

He saw it all

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

Bo was there for it

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

So I got a photo of my cousin, Bo--and when I searched for his image, it turns out he was there for the jumpman.

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

Photo shoot with dad!!

[Prof Gina Neff @ginasue]

Right now, and I mean this instant, delete every digital trace of any menstrual tracking. Please.

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

Reminder that when I got my abortion, no one protested outside the clinic, even though my babies would've been MUCH cuter than a newborn human.

Yes, I'm a cat.

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

JJ has a book suggestion. You really can't go wrong with E.O. Wilson.

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

@MeowSiamese Like, which is better, the zukes or the meezer? Why not both?!

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

Cheers to the single greatest image I ever came across (that wasn't my own fam damily)

[Professor Puig @ProfessorPuig]

I may be a cat, but my momma wrote this essay on the biology of sex determination and gender, and we're really proud.

It's a free friend link, so it should be free even if you aren't a Medium member.

Comment and share 💕😻
https://t.co/247eBC9e75

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@Melooley I still vote we spay and neuter our humans.

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I like to dip my tail in the fish tank.