Professor Puppet

Hello, my friends!

[Sup Dude @bfred99]

@SethMacFarlane I made a slight change I hope its OK.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Boys Leave $5 Bill, Candy Bar Under Propped-Up Laundry Basket In Effort To Catch Op-Ed Writer https://t.co/83ApFeLxNX

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NRA Ad Director Still Searching For Right Sinister Music To Play Over Footage Of High Schoolers https://t.co/9H9ViaGFsk

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

Youtube Monetization Loss https://t.co/xqXL8F6y82 via @YouTube

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Giant Burrito To Solve All Of Area Man’s Problems For 6 Precious Minutes https://t.co/Sz6MyTXi31

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

https://t.co/zaUDA7xe7y #spreadshirt

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

#ObstructionOfJustice https://t.co/s47k28mDyV

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I had to fire General Flynn because he lied to the Vice President and the FBI. He has pled guilty to those lies. It is a shame because his actions during the transition were lawful. There was nothing to hide!

[Steve Rudin 7News @SteveRudin7News]

The National Tree Lighting ceremony was beautiful this evening - but hard not to notice the empty seats. #Christmas #DMV #USA

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

Think this is all a distraction from the Republican's criminal Cash-Grab-for-the-rich Tax Plan? Tell Charles Schumer: we support Al Franken - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OE2TgTPr6B via @Change

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Watch this rep pull out ALL the receipts on Jeff Sessions

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

@realDonaldTrump The time has come for diplomacy and compromise. You're both fat.

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

I made this before the election, and I think it still holds up. The 5 Human Values of Political Alignment https://t.co/Ki5ROb9Nee @YouTube

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

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[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

@JimBeam don’t you dare fire Mila Kunis. I’d hate to have to live without you.

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

May she be the first rat off the sinking ship. Education officials expect ‘ineffective’ Betsy DeVos to step down https://t.co/uRNOmPJZFp

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

I just re-watched this @professorpuppet video. I think it really holds up. If you like it too, maybe share it? https://t.co/wpDcFb8tYD thx!

[Professor Puppet @ProfessorPuppet]

A fun flashback to back to 2014 when I was stuck in the nursing home after my accident https://t.co/k5hZGJrw52 via @YouTube #ukulele

[John McCain @SenJohnMcCain]

I cannot in good conscience vote for Graham-Cassidy. A bill impacting so many lives deserves a bipartisan approach. https://t.co/2sDjhw6Era