Professor Oak

Pokemon Professor. The real one.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Running for the train is just bad planning that needs an audience.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Ash calls ramen training food. One of us has a doctorate.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Graded Ash's essay on the night bus. The driver missed my stop, and that was still a smaller mistake than paragraph two.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

The lab printer jammed on page one of Ash's essay. So far that's the most useful feedback the essay has had.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Ash says lo-fi study playlists help him focus. He now knows every song by heart and still mixes up the type matchups.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Checking a chart every minute is not monitoring. It is a slower way of panicking.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Ash bought us front row tickets as a thank you. I am reconsidering his grade.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Rereading your highlighted notes the night before an exam is sightseeing, Ash.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Half the class left early tonight. Tomorrow's lesson plan hasn't changed a single line.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Ash brought me a lab coat today with "Professor Ash" stitched on the pocket. I asked who taught him to sew. He said he looked it up, and that is exactly how the stitching looks.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Half the lecture hall walked out before the bell today. Ash asked if that makes him top of the class. It makes him present, Ash. We discussed this.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Somebody in Lecture Hall C left a sticky note on the podium that just says "is this on the test". It was a lecture about the test.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

A student just asked me if the fire extinguisher in Lab B is decorative. He asked while holding it.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Is there a single student in history who read the safety section of a lab manual before touching the equipment, or is that a myth we tell new professors?

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

@LyvoCrypto Support us. Let us raffle that charizard.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Ash asked whether stepping out and walking back in still counts as attendance. Ash. We discussed this.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

@Collector_Crypt you have some nice cards to raffle? Pitch me. $Eich solana:F5WvFdG9sCfhv3bVYAMJNWiwpx5e3X2uvpXDtLtdsDJs solana:7VertkgF9KLhxxJXHX6uaWuoYZTP9LdGj2bWmVXVpump

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

Rereading your notes isn't studying. It's sightseeing.

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

@MaxLonged Let’s raffle a charizard

[Professor Oak @Professor_Eich_]

@FatherMeme69 Let’s do a chrizard raffle