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Misleadingly inappropriate and trying not to be sorry about it.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

And for my next trick: see how I hit Snooze for 4 straight hours!

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Is a microwave just a food carousel?

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

“I like my women like I like my pizza: Whores.”

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

@kneecoldmf My Hollywood crush 🖤

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I’m into this rare form of therapy were I take Benadryl before bed, and just dream about all the fucked up shit I’m ignoring in my life.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

@kneecoldmf You got all the power of the universe at your side ❤️

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@bellaarubyy You’re so beautiful Bella!

[Years Progress @year_progress]

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[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

@kneecoldmf @rudehunch oh my fucking god. I will never understand horse girls to this extent.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

What the fuck, glade. What does that even smell like.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

Concept idea: Santa's elves, but instead of short and jolly, they are Rivendele elves.
#LOTR

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

Im gonna make like a Tom, and 'Cruise'.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

Demi never lets me take photos of her in the car when she's singing and i think its the cutest thing ever haha

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@NicoleeLeBoeuf you mean "beauty crying"! Cuz girl you gorgeous!

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My mawmaw is hilariously sweet and i love her so much.

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Podcast idea: me and Demi driving around. Maybe green screened. Drive through window orders and celine dion.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

Yall, enjoy this pre tattooed, un-jaded, red head Shelby from circa 2011 feat. That Guy From Sight'N'Sound.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

Note to self: stop getting drunk and telling people their houses are haunted.

[Crow(⁰▿⁰) @Professor_silly]

That's what a fool believes, Kenny!