Stuart Sampson

Common sense is not common.

[Stuart Sampson @ProfessorsTake]

Walking into work a #homeless guy asks me for some money and says, “You look like you eat well, my man” as he pats my big stomach. I would say that’s a low point in my life, but then again, I’m not on the street asking strangers for money. #Perspective

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Yeah. This is so accurate. It’s been time.

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Browns need to put Jameis in. Deshaun looks like Bryce Young did before he was benched

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Is it me or does this have some traits of a hurricane?

[Nahel Belgherze @WxNB_]

As feared, Storm Boris is wreaking havoc across parts of Central Europe with major flooding becoming widespread throughout the region. Here’s a 50-hour visible satellite and radar loop courtesy of @zoom_earth

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@SalVetriDFS Yo 4:50?! That’s cruising.

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@StephenM

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Risky policies tbh

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Kamala Harris’s running mate, Tim Walz, has a reputation for talking with his legislative opponents, even as he has pushed a strikingly progressive agenda, from guaranteed abortion rights to universal free meals for schoolchildren. https://t.co/Q1YSiJRa8M

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@RonFilipkowski Are we sure he wasn’t a candidate earlier this year? Fits right in with old and senile.

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Don’t get into this. Above it.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: And I got to tell you, I can't wait to debate the guy. That is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

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Omg this is wild.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

The #ParkFire in Northern California has exploded again this afternoon with a pyrocumulonimbus plume reaching up to 35,000 feet.

It is now the 4th largest fire in California history at 403,874 acres. That's the size of the entire city of Houston, Texas.

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@ValentinaForSOS @rawsalerts

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@Acyn @MeidasTouch

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Holy cow.

[Acyn @Acyn]

VP: I was a courtroom prosecutor. In those roles I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say I know Donald Trump's type.

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Lollllll so true.

[Fred @uncleFredsTweet]

Happy Tuesday 🌹

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Omg 😂

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

This is one of the best Shitler imitators you will see. Brilliant.

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Makes you ask a lot of questions when the Teamsters president is not endorsing the candidate who, with his own words, is the most “pro-labor President we’ve ever seen.”

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a shocking coup for the Republicans, Teamsters President (who spoke at the Republican National Convention) just called President Biden the most pro-labor President the Teamsters ever had. Retweet so all Americans see this.

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@LizMair NUKES ARE YOUR CONCERN?

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Are you serious?! Incredible.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A Badminton's shuttlecock must be extremely aerodynamically stable. This is how the shuttlecocks are calibrated.

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@nickyrebornnnnn @IcyVert He gonna pop 42 this year?! He scored 31 this year.

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@IcyVert Ovi fringy top 5 of all-time if we’re being honest.

Gretzky
Howe
Orr
Lemiuex
Richard
Messier
Beliveau

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@ProducerDrew_ Also, aren’t all decisions measured by winning a championship?

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@ProducerDrew_ What’s the condition?