Mr Noodler

Ur mum lmao

he/him

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@Malware1991 @nyaraVT Yeah cause pointing a weapon in self defence and not even taking it off safety is aggravated assault
Glad to see I'm gonna get intelligent replies on this

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@239Maruu See whenever my girlfriend is overthinking I just start saying really stupid shit and confuse her which stops her from overthinking because she has to focus on my dumb ass and for that reason this image speaks to me

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@BMonedula Some people are bad at art so they turn to gross methods like ai to make dogshit they imagine

I'm bad at art so I commission my girlfriend to make good things of what I imagined
(If I try doing art myself I just get angry that it looks bad and give up)

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@The__Hylia @DiscussingFilm Brother has straight up never watched doctor who

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@animetrends Bro it was a month ago
That shit ain't old

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@Manahbee @SEGA @MiiaTzu "I'm one of the good ones" type shit god damn
They'll only play nice with you until you stop being useful to them

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@Helldivers_NOW

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@NoContextBrits "I'm an ai" bro nobody fucking asked

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@Polymarket "woah this is all a government conspiracy" BROTHER YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS FRIENDS ARE THE GOVERNMENT

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@AIR1ENAAA @moncourr @superboogus1 Me when I make shit up

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@bridgetshahn Truly
I have given up trying to be part of the fandoms of anything I enjoy
There is no more community, no more sense of fun with the people who share enjoyment
The internet as a whole is so full of the most annoying kind of assholes, it's just not worth it any more

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@PalmTreeRothic Welcome to twitter
Where media literacy is nonexistent and every idiot believes their opinion is fact

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@Bincedmeef The fact they came right back after being kicked out really shows they were only there to cause trouble

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@NotMr_Smith If he's that bothered about not having sex, he should leave her, not cheat on her
Man is a piece of shit, same as any other asshole who cheats

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@hashjenni Alcohol and opiates

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@gatasnirafayel It's like I've said before
A lot of the left encourage the right wing pipeline
Because why would a young man join a side with people that make him feel bad and isolated over the side that tells him he's better than everybody else

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@Itzmi_yunaaa I mean mine literally is

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@AB_RAYN26 "of course dating and marriage is dying"
Dating and marriage doesn't cause you to pay child support. Abandoning your family does

[Mr Noodler @ProffNoodles]

@esjesjesj "pro life" is a mistranslation of "hates women"