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Certified Agricultural Economist//Manchester united//Take you critism to your psychologist//

[proff 🎓 @Proffessor_77]

Napikiwa na mzazi , huku ni abortion tu ju ya reverse

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

We are officially at the "eat before you go out" level of the economy.

[proff 🎓 @Proffessor_77]

@BellaBaddie__ Security must be given, so unless you want your children to inherit only your clothes

[proff 🎓 @Proffessor_77]

@IamCurrencyy Bs

[proff 🎓 @Proffessor_77]

@wene084 Langu nikushukuru mungu tu, hiyo mchezo hatari sana

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business

[🎀chinazaa🎀💕 @chi81959]

Cow meat is called beef
Lamb meat is called mutton
Pig meat is called pork
What is goat meat called?

[proff 🎓 @Proffessor_77]

@Mpa_lestine Tuko places tu

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

I was watching a reel where they asked men which woman from the Bible they would date and most men said Delilah. A few said Eve because she was the original woman and others said Mary Magdalene for reasons I cannot mention.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Imagine dating a girl who loves you for what you are and not for what you have >>

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

After washing your clothes, why do you turn them inside out before hanging them? Is there an actual reason, or are we all just copying what our mums and neighbours have been doing?😂

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

Bois to bois: Ukiona dem amekupenda ukiwa maskini hiyo ni set up

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Mastering the art of pretending to be madly in love with a babe, just to smash, is one of the most underrated skills

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Usiwahi kuwa comfortable kwa hii life. Ukiona shida hazikuji, toka nje ukazitafute

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

Usiwai kua tempted kulipia Truecaller premium. Nobody is checking your profile bro😂

[Opiyo @0_92mlboa]

Mzazi anaamka anakupata umejikunja kwa kiti anakuangalia with lots of disgust. Jamaa anadhani kuwa unemployed is by choice

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

If you have never experienced a broken bone or fainted, your spiritual protection is extremely high.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Three things might or will happen in Russia
1. Putin gets overthrown/assasinated in a coup instigated by his own insiders & Russian elites
2. The Russian federation collapses as a result of mass unrest & fuel shortages
3.Civil war

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

There are two traps every ambitions needs to avoid:
1. Caring what people think.
2. Thinking that people care

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Twitter not being contact-synced is one of the best features.

[William Shakespeare @ngumaa__]

If you don't fvck her in the first 2 meetings forget about it.