tyler

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

@DoorDash_Help @DoorDash could not have had a worse experience. Order placed at 1:17 with an eta of 30-40 minutes. I received my order at 3:04. Food is cold, and DoorDash won’t even give me the option to chat with a rep. Never cancelled a subscription so quickly.

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

@ATTHelp Ight good talk...

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

At 9pm tonight I will have a 1 on 1 with @vladtenev It will be streamed live here and all my channels. #DDTG

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

@RobinhoodApp First it was to protect investors from a high volatile market. Now it’s because you needed to ensure your “deposit obligations” this is just funny watching y’all fumble the ball again and again.

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

@OculusSupport are you guys doing a cyber Monday deal?

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

@realDonaldTrump Alright, you’re pretty much guaranteed another 4 years whether whoever likes it or not. Can we do something about this MARIJUANA bull shit now?🤷🏽‍♂️

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

@Orioles Get fucked

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

Detach yourself from all the negative people in your life and see a positive change.

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed...

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

i basically have two moods, either lets do something spontaneous and awesome, or let's just lay in bed all day and forget the world exists.

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

me everyday: i am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

i need like $102,928,929,928.95 for new clothes

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

I laugh at my own jokes so you don't need to

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

s h o w o f f y o u r g i r l

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

"y'all talk?"
nah, we argue tho

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

get u a girl u can trust with the aux cord

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

good taste in music is attractive.

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

Got a bad habit of treating people better than they treat me.

[tyler @Proffessuhh]

do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night