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26🌳 | Bo/ludo | Kinder IT teacher | Expert at avoiding responsibilities. Defender of Fiction. Interact at your own risk. 💊🔪

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

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[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@ahegao_horror @BigBadBattery @God_damn_it_Lux You still need eldritch air.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@God_damn_it_Lux I already tried but he doesn't know Evangelion.
You can't fix what isn't broken.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

Da fig is clean

[X Open Source @XOpenSource]

By popular request, a new, easier way to see Under The Hood. (You can still download a JSON file, too.)

See your report at https://t.co/ro6PP3tdrk

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@God_damn_it_Lux Lux wants to be stuffed!!

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@probablytired2 @Kur_art_ai LEAVE SOME FOR THE MOUSEEEEE

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@ahegao_horror I'm gonna make grok start making permutation slop so they run out by 2028.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

*Soon opm

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

Zoom fans will argue that the sun and the moon are the same size and that both spin around the Earth.

[Cpt StabFellow @NinjaGamesYt]

Larper: "Frieza without trying"
"without trying" 😂🤣

*actual size of the sphere he threw*

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@probablytired2 @Kur_art_ai That's technically the same, unless you can eat through Bluetooth or some shit.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@ahegao_horror See. Into it!

Worrying!!

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@Sparkpoodle1 Before the solar system was, Argentina is.

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@NotAllosaurus8 Allo wants to hug!

[Lux! (Misanthropic Empath) @God_damn_it_Lux]

>thinks the government wants to kill its citizens
>consistently votes for the government to have more power over the economy

pick a lane you fucking tool

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

>be Lula
>get convicted of corruption
>get sentenced to 12 years
>get released by the STF on procedural errors
>never actually acquitted lmao
>beat Jair Bolsonaro in 2022
>Jair gets thrown into jail over an alleged coup attempt
>Congress votes to cut his sentence
>Lula vetoes it
>four years later, face his son
>during a debate, threaten to also lock him up if he loses the election
>election day
>former private lawyer, now STF judge, extends voting by 2 hours nationwide
>request came from Lula's own coalition
>win by 4 million votes in a runoff with no paper trail
>next day, Moraes orders the losing candidate to surrender his passports
>victory speech: "we're going to regulate social media"
>"democracy" lmao
>RIP Brazil

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@God_damn_it_Lux But... But...

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

@Sparkpoodle1 But I love Miseria and Mediocridad

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

quite literally the best jak to explain all of the problems with Latin America

[🇦🇷 ꜰɪᴄᴜꜱɴ'ᴛ @ProficFicus]

Goku sería de Boca y Vegeta de River.

Es más. Estoy convencido de que Piccolo sería de Central, Gohan de Deportivo Riestra y Freezer de Newell's.

Los Angeles son de Chacarita y los GoD son de Huracán.

Y ZENO es del Sacachispas