John Roper

Editor at The Fabricator. European citizen, working to separate the lies and propaganda from the bullshit and stupidity. In the end it's all about the tai chi.

[Installer @Installer_1]

If You Are Going To Fit Up The Best, Fit Up Everest
⏩ https://t.co/HV2lmuKqFV
Two of the biggest names in windows (including Everest) have been 'fitted up' for misleading advertising by a company found guilty of the same offence three years ago.

[Pocket Rocket’s TV 📺 Quiz @MsPocketRocket]

#FBPE FOLLOW BACK FRIDAY 🇪🇺

#FBPE = Follow Back Pro EU

Make sure it’s added to your profile, then follow others with same. Idea being they follow you back. Like & Retweet this & help build a live list!

Tip: Wait at least 24hrs B4 chasing for a FB!

#RemainersWereRight

[That Civil Service tweet twice a day (fan account) @ThatCivilTweet]

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

No football tonight, so I hope I can help with a new betting market. Where is @BorisJohnson ? Mustique 2/1; Bahamas, Morocco, 3/1; Russia 7/2; Lebedevland 5/1; big Tory donor gaffe, Mediterranean 7/1; Bannon bail meeting, US 10/1; Scotland campsite 500/1. Exams zoom call 1000/1

[Aeronut @TheAeronut]

I just want the UK to return to a sense of common decency, fair play and honesty. Is the really too much to ask?

[HIMSELF ON FASCIST PLAGUE ISLAND @allenow83890817]

Low-skilled British workers to continue receiving jobs in Boris Johnson’s cabinet - https://t.co/gN0WmZsVE0

[Slough for Europe 🇪🇺 💙 🇺🇦 @SloughForEU]

I imagine at some point the government will set up a quango run by an expensive consultant to tell them basically this.

[Mandy Kay @Mandoline_Blue]

This pretending to ourselves that Ministers are congenitally stupid does us no favours. They have plenty of twisted smarts. They have different aims than we do. The public good isn't a concern, - they are interested in power. and money. Full stop

[HIMSELF ON FASCIST PLAGUE ISLAND @allenow83890817]

Conservative Party introduces ‘Schrödinger’s austerity’ that is both over and continuing as usual - https://t.co/bJMoE8antS

[Kate Wilton @KateWilton1]

How can a PM be on holiday in the worst pandemic of our lifetimes, an A level u turn shambles, total shake of our public health, a crisis on the high streets and a month to try and secure some kind of deal in Brexit? Where is he? Is he really on holiday in Scotland? #WhereIsBoris

[Slough for Europe 🇪🇺 💙 🇺🇦 @SloughForEU]

Shocking that someone that has the capability to be ashamed and embarrassed by this government has only just noticed what an utter shit-show they are...

[Great Aunt Augusta #FBPE #RejoinEU 🇪🇺🇪🇸💙 @GreatAunty1]

Am I wrong to think we are governed by right wing social engineers, eugenicists and economic elitists who employ useful idiots to confuse and befuddle the public?

Genuine question. Is it my growing paranoia or is this really going somewhere as a strategy?

Cock up or conspiracy?

[Jane Ward @Team4Marketing]

5 Storytelling Tips to Better Communicate Your Brand Message - https://t.co/cb7MXSRMSA #PR #Marketing #PRTip #PRAdvice

[Isabel Hardman @IsabelHardman]

Matt Hancock on the Today prog currently sounds like he’s trying to convince himself that scrapping Public Health England in the middle of a pandemic is a good idea.

[Lord Monsieur Prepuce 🕯🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @MPrepuce]

WEDNESDAY!!!

The spaffing continues (tosser is on holiday...there's only a fucking crisis on) and the cabinet are a collection of mindless incompetents, despots & cretins.

NOT FUCKING ~MOVING ON ONE BIT!!!

NO!

You?

[Paula Barker @PaulaBarkerMP]

Baroness Dido Harding is married to Tory MP, John Penrose. She’s been put in charge of replacing Public Health England. This is the start of the dismantling of our NHS and must be stopped. Disgrace that this has been announced during recess. I will always fight to protect our NHS