Jaquan Deleston

I be minding my business until somebody say some dumb shit 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

I don’t even be trolling. Y’all just be saying shit that can’t go unaddressed 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

@zosiasjareau We gotta work 40 hours a week just to afford somewhere to sleep before going back to work 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting your heart broken and the person who broke it ask you for relationship advice 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting kicked out the club and the security guard ask you for a ride home 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine your Uber driver pulling up and it’s the person you just blocked 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting your taxes back and your bank immediately take the whole refund 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting a DNA test and finding out YOU the one adopted 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine your girl cheating on you with somebody who owe you money 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine going to a job interview and the manager recognize you from an argument on Twitter 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine your landlord knocking on your door asking if you know anybody hiring 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting pulled over and the police officer ask you why your check engine light on 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting married and finding out your wife been using a fake accent the whole relationship 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting robbed and the robber tell you to keep your money cause you need it more 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine your ex winning the lottery 3 days after you broke up with them 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine arguing with somebody online and they pull up to your job asking for you 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting fired on your day off and you wasn’t even scheduled tomorrow either 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine cheating and finding out the person you cheated with was cheating on you too 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

Imagine getting kidnapped and they bring you back cause you talk too much 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

@missprettybear You want a boyfriend, a stalker, a therapist and a financial advisor all in one nigga 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

@_iamhabeeb I spent $80 at Walmart just to come home and realize I still ain’t got shit to eat 😭

[Jaquan Deleston @ProfitEverydA]

@littlefloweerrr Imagine finding your soulmate and they still get on your nerves every single day for 60 years 😭