《 hangman 》

My people skills are rusty
~ Castiel (Supernatural)

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@AnimeMatt7 @ProperPrompter @alexutopia I would throw up instantly, hope that answers your question

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Reminder: women are 48% of gamers worldwide. So calling a hair straightener “a girl’s PS5” isn’t a joke, it’s the same sexist logic that treats gaming as a male domain and the experience of being a girl as inherently unserious.

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

You outdid yourself.
You bullshited so close to the sun even the Polish extreme far right couldn't believe this nonesense.
My congratulations.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Just got into a sports bar here in Poland.

As soon as I walked in the door, I saw a crowd of young alpha males enjoying some ice cold beers trying to get the bartenders attention.

They requested he change the TVs away from NFL pregame and to the RNC so they could watch President Trump and JD Vance’s highly-anticipated speeches in Dallas.

“Football can wait,” one of them said. “The future of the free world is far more important.”

I walked up behind the blokes and put my hands on their broad shoulders.

“Boys!” I said exuberantly. “You read my mind. I was about to ask the same thing.”

“Eh… I’m not sure we get that channel,” the bartender said, dismissively. “Can I get you a drink, though?”

My brow furrowed with irritation. I could feel the tension growing in the shoulders of the boys in front of me as they became frustrated with the bartender.

“Listen here, son,” I called out to the bartender, an unimpressive shaggy-haired blonde man named Stanislaw. “I would like a drink, but more importantly, I would like you to give me the respect I deserve.”

The boys faces turned from consternation to amusement, as I put my finger in Stanislaw’s chest and corrected him.

“That was not a casual request to be discarded simply because you don’t feel like searching for the remote,” I scolded. “You will change the channel to the RNC before we miss another speech. You will fetch me the coldest American beer you can find. And you will do both of those things… PRONTO.”

The other patrons had taken notice of the escalated masculinity in the bar and began to chant “R-N-C! R-N-C!” in support.

The bartender apologized and frantically began to search for the remote.

The eyes of the entire world are on this historic midterm RNC!

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@ChuolinerPiece @3YearLetterman @jarvis_best The whole country of Poland cares fuck all about american ragebaiting idiots and cares a lot about blatant misinformation about their country, hope that helps

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

The one that instantly starts playing with them and then puts one back on after it falls off, my heart 😭😭💕

[izah ✨✨ @GalvaoLaizah]

Masculinidade frágil é broxante demais!

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@GalvaoLaizah The one that instantly starts playing with them and then puts one back on after it falls off, my heart 😭😭💕

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@kittygang_4ever It was literally the same for me, I started learning about different religions in middle school (also I was always a fan of greek mythology) and almost instatntly I went "wait, that's some bullshit they're trying to sell us" LMAO

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@Nonsens19510818 @princesalamwane Nah, my younger brother is the best person in the world and my best friend and I love spending time with him.
And we were always close and he never acted like this.
It's just that some parents can't handle more than one kid and don't know hiw to raise siblings.

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@bizarre_avenger @princesalamwane Nah, my younger brother is the best person in the world and my best friend and I love spending time with him.
And we were always close and he never acted like this.
It's just that some parents can't handle more than one kid and don't know hiw to raise siblings.

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@LokibeingLowKey @CrazyWhiteKoala @_ayandamay It is very much not LMAO

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

The pockets are obviously a valid point, but if you think the zipper in your jeans serves no other purpose than being a "pee pee hole" then you need to go back to school and actually try learning something this time around

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

This has nothing to do with being woke and everything to do with being stupid

[m00se (Tayl0r’s Versi0n)_sh0wgirl enc0re 0ut n0w @iluvswiftandmcu]

Some of yall are way too woke

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@foreeeeeal I'm pretty sure I saw this exact same post over 2 years ago and I have screenshots to prove it

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@CrazyWhiteKoala @_ayandamay First, men need to stfu about bodies that aren't theirs.
Second if you think you don't wear a bra to get noticed, then I dare you to put on a bra and wear it for a day.
You'll quickly realize why some women don't wear them.
And not wearing a bra is not inappropiate at all lol

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@Dinoschul @Morcegopidao No one says you shouldn't clean your ears, we're saying you shouldn't use a q-tip to do it (which is what doctors have been screaming for years)

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@thiagovscoelho @dietz_meredith

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@zackpinsent Exquisite reference, sir

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@cristaleds @ipeIIia @ArcleBreeze @Abi__ku_ I can do it.
And I would never do it.
Because I'm not a disrespectful asshole.

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@cristaleds @ArcleBreeze @Abi__ku_

[《 hangman 》 @ProfoundBondCas]

@cristaleds @ArcleBreeze @Abi__ku_