Diogo Pinto

Your Girlfriend is my Best friends #1 fan... oh wait

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

We talked
We laughed
I planned
I traveled
I tried
We met
She broke me
The end.

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

Alright girls whats the best way to pop up to yous without being creepy or weird cause apparently being interesting and saying stuff like "American football game lasts 3 hours, but if you time when the ball is actually in play, its actually like 11 minutes." Just ain't cutting it

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

Sometimes I don't get a meme and I wonder... am I really that stupid?
#Cheb https://t.co/hoQjYU0Mv0

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@mcgcn

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko @katyjanewoodall Duh?!

[katy✨ @katyjanewoodall]

What’s meant to be will always find away

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@katyjanewoodall @Jaxcko So every other Thursday?? SAME!!!

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@katyjanewoodall @Jaxcko No! I wanted to find my much needed friendship with others that also enjoy a good hand wash :)

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

I love getting to know new people so I dare you to just message me and be like “I frequently wash my hand also” #spreadlove

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko @katyjanewoodall Hey let's be friends

[katy✨ @katyjanewoodall]

I love getting to know new people so I dare you to just message me and be like “hey let’s be friends” #spreadlove

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

Beep boop

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko Gilf my dood

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko Or maybe she was helping you out because she saw some HOT GUY walking up to his NEW AUDI and carrying a NEW 4K TV and she thought she would try to hit that?

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

Hmu for dating advice, certified to ruin someone's life :)

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko I don't really care

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko ❤😘

[Diogo Pinto @ProfoundDiogo]

@Jaxcko Cause people actually like your mum....