Professor pimpcain

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 i love it

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 snarky! https://t.co/5pd82xHcum

[Go_Utes @utes_big12]

Congrats usc, you did it. You turned a team full of 5 star recruits and future nfl starts into a top 5 tm. What's your secret?

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

It's in bounds and it went more than 100 yards, it's a monster drive.

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

"This guy spends more time in the sand than Hasselhoff." - my golf game

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

Woah woah woah, no one told me about the cap'n n coke thing. here, pour some in my apple juice.

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

I have betting problem? No, I have a winning problem @towelers

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

Follow me on Twitter @towelers

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

A-sexual reproduction is the ultimate act of narcissism

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

I have way too much money in my account. Better go on a bender.

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 https://t.co/Wj7GYH0vBi

[Gerald Washington @gwgallonegro]

My next fight will be in #Anaheim 👊💥 ✌️@USC_Athletics @DT_Sports @premierboxing @insidetroy #boxing #USC #fighton https://t.co/kK6zgVZq3J

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 https://t.co/XBDf28KOGt

[Florida Man @_FloridaMan]

Florida Man Assaulted Girlfriend With Banana Because She Refused to Help Him Detoxify His Urine https://t.co/gvFSaHs0yW

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 high T

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 idk man, maybe next month?

[Ryan Abraham @insidetroy]

Top RB picks #UCLA--> RT @Soso_Jamabo1: Officially Committed...Asian Girls Everywhere...UCLA💙💛

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 well, that's a potential dodged bullet.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla dual motor cars are also all-wheel drive. Main goal of dual motor was actually insane traction on snow. Insane speed was a side effect

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

“@insidetroy: Love the countdown to signing day! RT @ras_green: Just got offered by ITT Tech🏈 #blessed” @RyanShelton86

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 it may have been intentional. I'm in a dark place right now #packersvsseahawks #imdepressed #dontlookatme #wtfhappened

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86

[Professor pimpcain @Profpimpcain]

@RyanShelton86 because neither of us is that famous or clever yet.