Programmer Jokes

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Theres no place like 127.0.0.1 #ProgrammerJokes

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A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete #ProgrammingJokes

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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life #ProgrammingJokes

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I know what a router is, and I know what a bit is, but I don’t know what’s a router bit #ProgrammerJokes

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question = ( 2B || ! 2B );

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When searching a paper book, I get frustrated that I can't simply press Ctrl+F to find the text I’m looking for #ProgrammingJokes

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I consider 256 to be a nice, round number #ProgrammerJokes

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There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t #ProgrammerJokes

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight #ProgrammerJokes