ProgrammersWillConquer

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@FredericHelbert You must be a truly reliable journalist if you believe in such obvious fake news...

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Interrupting someone #programming is like whispering random numbers to someone who is doing math mentally.

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Meeting that could be an email pro tip: if you blow on the wine in your mug, everyone in the zoom call will think your coffee is hot.

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Junior dev: I don't know how to do it.
Senior dev: I don't know how to do it, but I know how to Google it.

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Looks like @eToro servers run on a ZX Spectrum. At market open 3 times out of 2 they are down. #etorodown #etoro

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#googledown

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echo "hello, darkness" #GitHubUniverse #Keynote https://t.co/9gQRFt3aqQ

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#databases anyone?

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Who lead the #digital transformation of your company?

1) CEO
2) CTO
3) COVID - 19

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Pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

#DataScience

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How showers should work:
int temperature;

How they really work:
bool temperature;

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Ladies, if you think your man is cheating take him to that bitch's frontdoor and see if his wifi connects automatically.

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A quarrel can sometimes originate good things too. For example if it happens between a tester and a developer.

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The Matrix movie has so many small awesome software metaphors in it. Did you ever think about the oracle, the one that Neo visits to find answers, offers him cookies as soon as he arrives?

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Senior developer: where did you get this part of code?
Junior developer:from stackoverflow.
Senior developer: from the answer or from the question?

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Javascript and Internet Explorer are natural enemies. Like Angular and IE, or React and IE, or computers and IE or IE and IE...