🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈

@ProgressShark is just one apex predator in search of pragmatic solutions to complex problems. I can only swim FORWARD.

I HAVE VOLUME CONTROL PROBLEMS.

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

I AM A LEGEND IN THE STREETS
AND A MENACE IN THE TWEETS.

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

AMERICA HAS GONE OFF THE DEEP END AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS FRIENDS.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Music legend Bruce Springsteen just released this incredible song that will be sure to piss Trump off beyond belief.

“Streets of Minneapolis”.

He wrote this song about Alex Pretti and Renée Good Saturday and recorded it yesterday.

Share it far and wide and play it as loud as you can

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

WE BROKE GROVER.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and remember you are not alone. 💛💚

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

ALSO GOOD FOR VALENTIMES

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

THE #PedoFiles ARE THE 2025 "IT" GIFT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

Senator @ewarren is right: to have any chance to win & save our democracy, Democrats must deliver a bold economic policy that serves working people, not donors who sign the largest checks.

That's why I'm running for Congress — against a billionaire who bought his seat. We must move boldly to fix the rigged system that has so many people barely treading water, instead of catering to the whims of the 1%.

I'm proud to have the Senator’s endorsement in this moment, and I look forward to working with her to deliver for working families.

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

@merica @natalie_allison THIS DUDE IS A LEGEND

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

IT STILL BLOWS MY SHARKY MIND THAT THIS COUNTY IS BEING RUN BY A MENTALLY-DEFICIENT PEDOPHILE AND CONGRESS IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT.

#RELEASEthePEDOFILES

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

[巴丢草 Bad ї ucao @badiucao]

Cartoon on ICE Agent Kills Woman During Minneapolis Immigration Raid

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: Leaked photos from within the offices of Shalom Baranes, the architects hired by Trump to destroy the East Wing, reveal that Trump is now considering destroying the West Wing.

[Omar El-Ayat @oelayat]

Stiff competition for worst NYT Opinion piece of 2025.

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

Historic: Zohran Mamdani became the first NYC mayor to take his oath of office where the Ninja Turtles live. Millennials have officially taken power.

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

YOU KNOW WHO ISNT IN THE #EpsteinFiles?

KAMALA

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

2025: stupidest timeline

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

*SHARK BARF*

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

WERE THEY ALSO IN THE BATHROOM AT MAR-A-LAGO?

[U.S. Department of Justice @TheJusticeDept]

The US Attorney for the Southern District of New York and the FBI have informed the Department of Justice that they have uncovered over a million more documents potentially related to the Jeffrey Epstein case. The DOJ has received these documents from SDNY and the FBI to review them for release, in compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, existing statutes, and judicial orders. We have lawyers working around the clock to review and make the legally required redactions to protect victims, and we will release the documents as soon as possible. Due to the mass volume of material, this process may take a few more weeks. The Department will continue to fully comply with federal law and President Trump’s direction to release the files.

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

@ZohranKMamdani COULD YOU HAVE AN INAUGURATION BLOCK PARTY BY GRACIE?

[🦈🖤ADMIRAL OF THE ANTIFA NAVY🖤🦈 @ProgressShark]

THE WHOLE "ATTORNEYS CAN DO THEIR OWN TYPING" MENTALITY THAT GOT RID OF PARALEGALS AND LEGAL SECRETARIES....

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Trump's DOJ is so incompetent that they don't even know how to properly redact PDFs.

Merely by coping some of the redacted text and pasting it into a notepad, one can quickly unredact some of the files.

I guess this is what happens why your hire "the best people". Right?

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

Every year, I am reminded of something powerful: community is always stronger than crisis. At @wckitchen, I have seen again and again that in the worst moments…the best of humanity shows up. That’s the meaning of community: the very people impacted by disaster are the ones who support each other.

In 2025, we moved with urgency and worked directly with impacted communities to help them recover after disasters – one meal at a time. #ChefsForTheWorld

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

Honored to be sworn in soon as New York City’s 1̶1̶1̶t̶h̶ 112th mayor, marking the beginning of a new era for the city that puts working New Yorkers front and center.