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I feel like carrying around my emotional baggage should be a better core workout.

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Pure evil is when you prevent USAID from helping people. --Marco Rubio

[Senator Marco Rubio: Archived @SenMarcoRubio]

I am at the @USAID facility in Cúcuta, Colombia. We have over 300 metric tons of food & medicine ready to deliver to the suffering people inside #Venezuela. #MaduroCrimeFamily is doing everything they can to keep this from reaching their own people. This is pure evil.

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@elonmusk made such a four-wheeled turd with the #cybertruck that the only way he can save his company is with a government handout that he's stealing from starving children.

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@mcmansionhell I'd show more respect to a cult member who interrupted my dinner than this buffoon shows to someone whose only plea is that he show some kindness to people the world already abuses.

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@bungarsargon awww
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If we get a choice, I'd rather MAGA stick with Trump's double-dong dance than Elon's seig heil.

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@TeaPainUSA It's irresponsible to be asking this question without the full context of the video. Which shows, unmistakably, that it is.

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@bobbysaxon2 @kaitlancollins Glad to see MAGA finally embracing socialism

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@SarahLongwell25 @JohnJHarwood With the full faith and credit of the US government under threat this week from the debt ceiling, one of my many big fears is that this admin is going to tank the dollar to hype Trump bux and doge and whatever other monopoly money they dream up

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@TheJusticeDept Was this tweet written by the Trump administration?

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@charliekirk11 Oh shit, he fucked your mom, too? He really is a sexually deviant toddler with no self control.

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Just came here to say, in Elon's own little white nationalist clubhouse, that he's a thin-skinned little prick with no humor game.

https://t.co/8gSIpkjWMX

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@jasmine_keith If we cannot afford to eat out because we're guilted into tipping 50% more than we planned, then we'll stop eating out and nobody gets paid.

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@DrewSav I know quite a few fans who can recite entire seasons of the Simpsons but I don't know anyone who's watched a new episode in years.

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@BasedMikeLee The answer is tariffs. Look forward to everything getting crappier by 2028.

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@newtgingrich Probably it would have been better to have put Trump in the big house instead of the White House

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@DocAtCDI Didn't the CIA call out Trump for receiving Russian assistance with the 2016 election? NOW he believes them?

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@captaininsanos @shea_jordan Where's the crime?

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@RanDeeOne2 @TheCinesthetic Forget Paris is really good

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This is so dumb. Boss Hogg was never president.