Project Beefcake

[Project Beefcake @ProjectBeefcake]

#Crossfit Schmossfit, this is that real shit, train to be a man! #Nike #NikeTraining #NikeMetcon… https://t.co/Oy654qRC5a

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That feeling when you make a lift... #Crossfit #ProjectBeefcake #TeamBeefcake #CrossfitGames… https://t.co/R8rlxV7GcW

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#Murph had me like... #Crossfit #CrossfitGames #Fitness #MDW #Nike #Metcon #NikeMetcon #MemorialDay https://t.co/dWv1Dhu9VA

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My training for how to be an asshole is going incredibly well, I think. #Crossfit #CrossfitGames… https://t.co/qvmL0dlVzN

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#ProjectBeefcake team member @stonerokk accurately explains @garretmfisher and his nickname.… https://t.co/z0Rx6vWdNN

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#ProjectBeefcake Pro Tip: if you're gonna be a smart ass, at least know what you're talking about...… https://t.co/WSwSaiRcjr

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#ProjectBeefcake Pro Tip: surround yourself with elite athletes so you're elite by association.… https://t.co/TfjkXzm7u7

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How I feel when I have to workout at a globo-gym... #Crossfit #CrossfitGames #Fitness #Gainz #Nike… https://t.co/9OUmnK3Jgi

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Mediocre at exercising. Elite as fuck on #RestDay. #TeamBeefcake #ProjectBeefcake #Crossfit… https://t.co/vUzVx1wuo7

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Stop pretending that you like burpees. No one likes burpees. It's science... #Crossfit #CrossfitMemes… https://t.co/fmq2YZQd91

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#ProjectBeefcake Pro Tip: if you can't make a lift... Blame your girlfriend. #TeamBeefcake #Crossfit… https://t.co/315sKm9mlA

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What to wear... #TheStruggle #Crossfit #CrossfitGames #Nike #NikeTraining #NikeMetcon… https://t.co/9DnRLttq4p

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If you ever got a free shirt from a #Crossfit related company, you are officially a #SponsoredAthlete… https://t.co/6xdxOiJThb

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If you're mediocre at exercising, at least be good at looking good... #ProjectBeefcake #TeamBeefcake… https://t.co/v9zZ79eizS

[Project Beefcake @ProjectBeefcake]

That moment... #LaurenFisher #Crossfit #Invictus #CrossfitGames #Nike #NikeTraining #NikeMetcon… https://t.co/qo0JJS9m0o

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#ProjectBeefcake Pro Tip: always carry a blender bottle around so everyone thinks you're always… https://t.co/Ex5jVgHGvT

[Project Beefcake @ProjectBeefcake]

#ProjectBeefcake Pro Tip: dress like a dick to distract people from how bad you are at exercising.… https://t.co/62GUc7Z0JE

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Raise your hand if your fastest 5K is twice the time it takes the average games athlete.… https://t.co/a9zjyGF8nX

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Rule #2 of #ProjectBeefcake: If/when you fuck up, blame the equipment. #TeamBeefcake #Crossfit… https://t.co/nb94WgBzUS

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The first rule of #ProjectBeefcake is make sure you tell everyone you're way better at #Crossfit than… https://t.co/ADoQYsohu4