Japanese might be the easiest language of all time
Kono, Sono, Dono = this, that, which
Kore, Sore, Dore = this, that, which
Koitsu, Soitsu, Doitsu = this, that, Germany
Was lovely to see Bleri and Ergi, my dwarven comrades from the old dungeon raiding days. Alas, they invested their dragon gold in a thriving cafe, while I squandered mine on patents for an unworkable steam-powered sex chariot.
@Rhymestyle The core moral failings required to be a billionaire would probably have them mulching dogs for fuel before actually caring about something besides themselves for once in their pathetic lives.