Never Kale Yourself

Please stop asking what’s wrong with me. I just started wearing my heart on my sleeve 🤦‍♂️

[Never Kale Yourself @ProjectKaleMary]

@newportdayjob My bad you sat on the bed hard as fuck 🤦‍♂️

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@BeatByCadence @PercynalSpace @makelennonade Exclude me guys i dont want him to spit in mine next for seeing

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@BeatByCadence Yeah man who would even do such a thing?

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@PercynalSpace @makelennonade @BeatByCadence He’s went through the stages if acceptance 💙

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@NumberOneFwFan WITHOUT ME? Let me catch up.

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@RockBandLegend2 Rubbing your temples and making waves crashing against the shore noises with my mouth 😌

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@ryebbang Just looked 🤦‍♂️

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@VALERIETORIAN Let’s go to vegas 😍

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@VALERIETORIAN Okayokay i’m making us homemade uncrustables cos i’ve been seeing them everywhere 🤤

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@PercynalSpace @newportdayjob PLEASE DONR START ACTING UP RIGHT NOW

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@PercynalSpace @newportdayjob Not one of your best, buddy.. 😬

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@PercynalSpace @newportdayjob Have you seen yours..?

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@VALERIETORIAN What are you in the mood for? Please dont say burger king or arbys im a little fragile right now

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@PercynalSpace @newportdayjob You think im from the Department of Motor Vehicles? I know my name gives that perception but cmon..

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@6cass7 Hey hon. What’s all this?

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@MrSethRowan Spread

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@BeatByCadence No other POIs? J-Just that one?

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@PercynalSpace @newportdayjob Dont Dick Muncher Village me RN. See how you get in here and start talking about more DICK, Munch?

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@ilikenoonas I know i came home late last night but it was just ‘cause i got a flat tire babe 😓

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@BeatByCadence @MrSethRowan Who the fuck stacks cups for a living? I mean who the hell does puzzles competitively either but