Uncle Pat

'Cuse Alumnus 🍊; Traveling the world & keeping people around me that make me feel the same way bacon does

[Lily @caveofbeauty]

You know what? You’re doing great!

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@Monkey_Bizness2 People were acting like their growth wasn’t exponentially pulled forward & that their growth would continue at that rate. Also that financing deal they have with Affirm is wild

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@_melissalondon Thank you ☺️. I’m gonna try to finesse more money out of them, I’m trying to go for damn near free lol.

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Yesterday, I got into a top MBA program with a scholarship and tested positive for COVID… Look at God keeping me humble lol

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@Bluuuumm Thank you 🤗

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@__ANGIEstone Thank you 😊

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They have had dope choreography all season.

[Back Alley Scalleywags @BScalleywags]

Iman and Daniella killed it once again! With Teyana vocals! Doing the LeBron silencer too?! 🔥🔥Congrats on going to the #DWTS Finale! 👏🏾👏🏾

@imanshumpert @DKaragach @KingJames @TEYANATAYLOR

[chu @chuuzus]

this is why Issa Rae’s Insecure is so important

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@BreezySoulBlitt Play some numbers for me

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I entered the SNKRS drawing for two different colorway of the same sneaker bc I didn’t think I’d get either either of them.. and I won both lol.

[Lucky Daye @iamluckydaye]

Over performance video out now 🍀✨
https://t.co/oOvsgxT9ns

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Everyone knows there’s seven levels of leaving Black folks.

1. ‘Bout ready.
2. Explaining what time you gotta get up tomorrow
3. Formal announcement that you’re “finna go”
4. Select individual “finna go’s”
5. Dap
6. The conversation on the porch
7. The final “Aight”

[Kyle Kokaram, Esq. @KyleKokaram]

“I’m broke” = my money has already been allocated to higher priorities than whatever the hell it is you trying to get me to do

[Charlie Feng @charliefeng]

Too many bull market geniuses attribute their results to skill/smarts… when in reality it’s mostly luck

But don’t underestimate luck, it’s a powerful force and part of life — the important part is to recognize when you’re getting lucky vs smart

And embrace it!

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@millietoro_ I used to think the same thing

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@BellissimaBree Gotta kill 75%+ West Indian men

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The wildest part is the producer saying “we cleared it with legal”.