Someone said in my DMs that being in love with DILFS is “performative” so let me just describe my love and feelings towards dilfs
I love dilfs because somewhere along the line my brain stopped being attracted to guys my age. Like why are older men so unintentionally terrifying and above me the hottest??? The calm voice. The eye contact. The disappointed sigh when you’re acting up. I’m CRAZY. Absolutely finished. A man calling me “ridiculous” while grabbing my jaw lightly would have me folding like a lawn chair INSTANTLY.
And don’t even get me STARTED on the hands. OH GOD. Big hands. Veiny hands. Rough hands. Hands that look like they’ve built furniture before. Hands that rest on your waist like they’re claiming territory. I want the emotional experience of being roasted affectionately by a man who pays taxes, takes care of me, and knows how it should be DONE without question. Like YES sir, Tell me to behave. Shake your head at me like I’m causing problems in your otherwise peaceful life. That’s the ROMANCE.
At this point if a man has forehead lines, a deep voice, a dad bod or BULKY BUILD, and the ability to say my name in a disappointed tone, it’s over for me spiritually, emotionally, financially, and possibly medically.
Sooooooo lemme get this straight, BOTH Vergil and this FRAUD from DMC 2 are the "big bads" for this season? Honestly, thank God this anime is just its own thing and non-canon😐👍
I've been seeing so many Tomadachi Life clips on my timeline, and I want to get a switch so bad so I can live out my fantasy of being in a romantic relationship with Vergil from the Devil May Cry series, and being "E M P L O Y E D"
Is it bad that I want to play Valorant consistently again? But instead of like playing swifts or unrated, I go neck deep into comp and do it solo, cause I hate myself and I’m a masochist