Michael Tschuertz

Butcher, Musicfan, Wine & Food-lover, strange, annoying but harmless. he/him

[Michael Tschuertz @Prom000]

Since i have entered therapy i have wondered who my two lifecoaches should be. @taylorswift13 and @TomBrady for Sure. Both creative, driven and disciplined. But over everything those two are friendly, Kind and seem to care about everybody. #letsgo #igotthis

[💗 @ma1ybe]

You can win 12 rings and be an absolute sports legend, but if you're a woman, the comments will still reduce you to whether they find your physique attractive or not

But then they say there are no real differences by gender

[Jo No 🇩🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇪 @jono0815]

Komisch: kaum spricht man beim Thema alternativer Grenzziehungen Kaliningrad an,kommen die Russentrolle angeflogen.

[Michael Tschuertz @Prom000]

@Venu_7_ Well

[Hiro Protagonist (至大) @augeeidos]

Do people just not understand that NVidia is a fabless company? There's a reason why they use TSMC for their expertise and supply chain connections to make their chips. It's not something that Jensen would even know how to do. He's a customer of the semiconductor fabricator that doesn't give him the expertise to start or run a semiconductor fab.

[Maria Drutska 🇺🇦 @maria_drutska]

The last diesel tanker which was still heading for US shores has turned around.

So in summary, Trump's diesel deal with Putin caused no diesel to arrive in the US, didn't drop diesel prices, and caused his party to badly lose the US Midterms.

The Art Of The Deal indeed. 📉💥

[Nick @nicksterwixter]

It’s wild to me that Gen Z is really the first generation who could easily grow up having never really been exposed to media/entertainment created before they were born. There’s just so much content now.
I used to watch Looney Tunes as a kid without really understanding that most of these cartoons were made like 40-50 years before I was born. They were just part of the lineup alongside the brand new cartoons I was watching.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men are actually out here crying that Russell Brand’s 10.5 year prison sentence for RAPE is too long. Meanwhile, Tiffany Woods got life without parole for feeding her son cow milk out of desperation during Hurricane Katrina. But sure, let's talk about injustice.

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

I try not to be an elitist dick

But, tbh, if you donated to this, I’m better than you

[Adele @adelltells]

Jeff Bezos's divorce cost him 4% of Amazon. His ex-wife MacKenzie Scott walked away with $38.3 billion in stock and then started giving it away.

They were married for 25 years and have four children. She was there when Amazon was just getting started.

The divorce was finalized in 2019. Her share was about 4% of the company, and it's still called the most expensive divorce ever.

Then the pandemic sent Amazon stock up. For a while her fortune passed $66 billion and she was the richest woman in the world.

After the divorce she signed the Giving Pledge, a promise to give away at least half of her wealth.

By 2025 she had given more than $19 billion to over 2,000 organizations, with no strings on how they spend it.

In 2022 Bezos told CNN he plans to give away most of his money. He still hasn't signed the Giving Pledge.

[DoppelmoralDetektor @promivasi]

@NiklasWenzel_ Niki, hier der Angriff der Russen auf die Schule in der Ukraine.

[Niklas 🦦 @NiklasWenzel_]

Was soll eine Armee denn bitte sonst sein?
Die Fans russischer Kriegsverbrechen werden wirklich nicht kreativer ...

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

Why is Jared Kushner, an unelected private citizen with no official government position, representing the United States in Ukraine peace talks? Or in anything really?

[Justin Case @justincbzz]

Russia's public PR is living off from "aura" moments like the one below, targeted at indians and nigerians (and also people of Pilkington's level i guess) while in reality their country is going bankrupt, they are racing towards 2 mil casualties in Ukraine and every day a new refinery is being blown up.

In reality the most damaging sanctions are those imposed by the EU, Russia's future energy export is dependent on the EU, and most of their frozen assets are...in the EU.

This whole PR campaign is basically a small dog whimpering around Trump because Trump hates the EU and the small dog thinks it will win the favors of the owner by whimpering around it. But Trump already lost Congress and time is ticking on his admin, and russians will be left bare ass against a US that be it led by Rubio or a democrat, will look at them with nothing but disdain.

You don't win wars with Tik-Tok edits or Twitter "dunks", and you should definitely not try to "aura farm" when your ass is exposed and everyone is laughing at you. Reverence for Russia remains a symptom of third worldism and savagery.

[Zoey 🌤️ @Zoeycialist]

It's also so evil when they try to claim that being creepy towards teenagers is an imported problem. I spent my teenage years in a predominantly white area and it is absolutely something that British men have always loudly and proudly done

[Zoey 🌤️ @Zoeycialist]

Everytime a celebrity gets caught being creepy to 14-18 year old girls there's an outpour of men being like 'so what?? We all do it!!' and it's like yeah, we know you do

[Joel M. Curzon @JoelMCurzon]

The American Petroleum Institute is openly pushing for BAAJA. Anyone who thinks that this bill isn’t awful for the environment has been duped.

[🌃🌌 @justiceandheels]

Men think women are increasingly skeptical of marriage due to ”feminist propaganda” but nothing is actually more radicalizing than seeing tweets like this.

Lazy dysfunctional manchild bragging about his wife being the only responsible adult in his home 🤮

[Johanna Nyman @JohannaNyman5]

Russian negotiator Vladimir Medinsky: “Every inch of Russian land will be returned to Russia, one way or another.”

In the Kremlin’s revisionist worldview, that means all of Ukraine.

Diplomacy is futile. Russia must be defeated, not appeased.

[Seven @cosplayed7]

She is resting majestically this era & receiving her flowers left, right and center while her naysayers are working overtime to ruin her. Her phenomenal legacy is already set.

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce asked guests to make donations to charities in lieu of gifts!

“The amazing bride and groom asked for donations to charities in lieu of gifts and they chose us!”