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#VISÇABARCA♥️⚪

[𝗪𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗚𝗨𝗬 @PromiseAce]

Utha kungozindikira 2030 osauka ulipo wekha.

[Don Billiato @casspernyovest]

I’m not from Malawi, my grandfather was. Both my parents are South African and that is what I am too. I am proudly South African! I am also proud of my Malawian roots doe, that’s my family’s history!!! I’m an African who loves africa and its people. I’m not xenophobic at all!!!

[Gwamba @GwambaOfficial]

WAHIYA NTALAMIZZO 🚀🔊🦾

https://t.co/r2D8fmUFak

[👑LAFLEMO @Laflemokaris]

Real Madrid is so clever, zavunga offer yayikulu kwa atletico Cholinga Barca ikanike kutenga Arvalez.🤣

[Gummy Bear.🧸 @shaun_pandu]

Imagine walking into Pick ‘n Pay & there are no price tags on the goods. Every time you want to know the price of something, a member of staff takes you to the back & whispers in your ear.

That's how silly you look when you say “DM for price.”

[Faith, Hope and Love @longie_k]

Working in fuel & the logistics of it has taught me that most of the very rich Malawians are unknown.

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Zibwezi zamatsiku ano chimodzimodzi Spotify, kungopanda kulipila, ma ads okha okha.

[𝗪𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗚𝗨𝗬 @PromiseAce]

@mcbrams @NRBMwOfficial My national ID was blacklisted in 2020 before it was even issued and it’s been stuck in their system ever since. Whenever I visit that office, they always tell me to come back the following month.🥲💀

[Jack McBrams @mcbrams]

At the @NRBMwOfficial offices in Area 3 trying to get my daughter's birth certificate reprinted. It's a few minutes before 2pm, yet officers are still nowhere to be seen after lunch while hundreds of Malawians remain trapped in endless queues. 1/3

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

@Atleti @realmadrid Estoy llorando con vosotros, vais por la vida como si fuerais el jodido PSG y no superáis ni al Villarreal en liga.

[Fr Masalimo @FatherMasalimo]

It took a Twitter beef for me to finally put my classroom knowledge of Venn diagrams to use. Next do simultaneous equations on why Onesimus' Album is not trending.

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Muzatifuna chitsikana chikazakuthelani.

[Tumpale Zlatan Ng'ambi @Tumpale_099]

Ineyo ndisaname🤣ma jersey a 70k-80k sindikwanitsa😂ndingogula kwa mfana waku Karonga wapa Tik tok wama 20k uja😂amakhalanso ndi quality yabwino imangovuta ndi authenticity basi 🤣 Player version wake ndiwa 80k yu sasiyana😂
Nanga budget yama jersey mpaka 160k?😂ndili pa ntchito?

[VARDYTHEEGOAT 🧸 @Vardy_thee_goat]

If youre matching the following things pali cross 😂

[Prince Stevens @princestevens1]

I didn’t know we could reach a time when one uses a dash then they are using AI. We might have gone to the same schools but trust me, we didn’t receive the same education. I saw some attacks on my brother @katswiri123 . We have been using dashes before AI could write for you.

[Anointed @MosesMthawanji]

😂😂

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Getting the cheapest thing on the menu because someone else is paying for it>>>>

[Hyston @HystonKayange]

Quitting DMI and going ku Daeyang

[Lil Sam @iam_samjuma]

asiyeni a'ba.le' alowe mkatimo, musavulalitse alonda.

-Ca$ino, 2026-

[ZADALA🇲🇼 @john_gaxy]

Why always him😂😂

[Don Khiva🇲🇼👑 @KhivaIV]

Zonke is now part of Madness Entertainment. I think it’s a great decision. He’s a dope artist who was just lacking a good management team. What do you think?