Promoter Callouts

Calling out shit promo banter. #shitpromoterssay #promowankers #shitpromo

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No need for guestlist this week, you're still in the queue from last week.

[Andy Bennett @AndyBennett89]

@PromoterCallout Has my life

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The awkward moment when you remember you're a promoter too.

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The awkward moment when you realise all your friends are promoters. #fantasyworld #fakefriends

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@lukescotttaylor #ourqueuejusthitcapacity #queueforthequeue

[Luke Taylor @luketaylor287]

@laurenpattison Amen to that sister...and I don't even live in Newcastle anymore! Do you follow @PromoterCallout? Do it now...hilarious!!

[Matt Swan @djmattswan]

@PromoterCallout minimum spend one bottle of extra hot piri, free mixers with bottle

[JH @Jhouns1991]

@PromoterCallout haha! Literally fits 99% of promoters for events! #unrealtweets

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@chaelmoreno No goose here, just chicken.

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Bet Nandos is rammed today. Smashing it every Sunday afternoon. Queue will be massive. #piripiribombs #capacity

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Anyone else enjoy their queue last night? Did you get a good picture of you and your friends in the queue?

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@chaelmoreno Journeying through time and space to bring you a shit night. #promolord #drpromo

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Up nice and early for a hard day of social networking. #promograft

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Please continue to appear in over half of the photos from your own event, you've got soooo many friends #weknowitsyournightdontworry #cringe

[Corey @coreybell7]

@PromoterCallout the exact same message as the week before aka new decor, surprises, bangin' sound system. #FuckOff #IfIWantToComeIWill

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What's the worst message you've been sent by a promoter? #shitpromo #cringe

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@ElleGoodall @goodall02 Tell us we're amazing and you'll get a retweet too. And a bottle of champagne.

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@KaraLily Embarassing. #backtoschool

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Tell me about your queue, I can't wait to get in the queue. #queue #cantwait #buzzing #dontwanttogoin #letmestayforever