Elewa, josie

Thus properly understood, Darwinism is not very
comforting doctrine for fat men.

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

In my recent substack, I talk about what Nigerians say and what they actually mean. Let’s break down some NIGERIANISMS.

Read her; https://t.co/j4gvx5s9tr

[SF @SFAjayi]

Ekiti is 0.35 MW per day, I mean you have to look at that and laugh.

[SF @SFAjayi]

There is a reason no state is agreeing to subsidise electricity in their own state. The cost would bankrupt all of them, including Almighty Lagos.

Also, no investor is touching this with a 6 mile pole.

Everyone will just camp at building powerplants.

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

Requirements to be Nigeria’s President:

Nigerian by birth
sponsored by a party
secondary school certificate
35 or older

This is a very short list. If you could add one requirement to the job description for Nigeria’s next President, what would it be? 👇

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

27 out of 100. That's how many registered voters showed up for the 2023 presidential election. 🗳️

Politicians plan around the people who vote. On 16 January, let's give them a different number to plan around.

Source: INEC

#whyVote #ChangeTheNumber

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

No PVC, no vote. Go this week, and take a friend whose card is also waiting.

Then check who is on your ballot: https://t.co/FSGWNbb3pU

#whyVote

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

5. Go early, on a weekday.

By December, when everybody remembers at once, the queues get serious. Beat the rush.

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

4. It is free.

Collecting your PVC costs nothing. If anybody asks you for money, refuse and report it.

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

3. Bring the right things.

Your temporary voter card or registration slip, and a valid ID.

And go yourself. Nobody can collect your card for you.

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

2. Go to the right place.

Collection is at the INEC office or collection centre for the local government area where you registered. Not where you live now. Not any INEC office. That one.

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

1. Check first.

Use INEC’s voter verification portal to confirm your registration and your polling unit before you go anywhere.

[whyVote @whyvoteng]

Registered to vote but still don’t have your PVC?

It is probably waiting for you. Here is exactly how to get it, step by step. 🧵

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

Lmaoooooo be like he record this video for that Delta NDC guy 😭😭😭

[Whobimostor @whobimostor001]

Sometimes life puts so much pressure on us that we feel overwhelmed, confused, exhausted, and unable to think straight. But please don't give up on yourself.

[Whobimostor @whobimostor001]

Sometimes life puts so much pressure on us that we feel overwhelmed, confused, exhausted, and unable to think straight. But please don't give up on yourself.

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

Let’s break it down, because it seems this “tax avoidance” is the new cope they are sharing online.

First of all, the Pandora papers were records of agencies that SPECIALIZE in setting up offshore assets for businesses and Individuals.

Sometimes this can actually be set up for “tax avoidance” purposes, but most times it’s for money laundering and other financial crimes. I mean, are you guys going to pretend that regular people with nothing to hide open accounts that are PRIMARILY meant to obscure ownership? Really? What’s the ratio of criminals to non-criminals in your opinion?

In one of these leaks, we learn that Peter Obi, during his term as governor, opened and operated an offshore company named after his daughter. He was the beneficial owner, AND the company was opened AFTER he became governor.

We hear all day that he has always been a rich man, so why did the urge to open his FIRST offshore asset suddenly come a few months to his second election?

Asides from whether he stole or not, the law EXPLICITLY bans doing this and not declaring it.

Or WHAT PART OF TAX AVOIDANCE INCLUDES NON DECLARATION OF ASSETS?? I’m sorry, we need to be serious here.

The clue that this is actually a corrupt scheme lies in the excuse he gave when confronted. He said that his lawyer told him he didn’t have to declare it. I mean, are you 13 years old? Why would any adult believe that? Were you born last night?

[A. A. Possible, MBA 🇳🇬 @AAProm042]

@Promythious @__ManOfPeace__ You should know that your name being on the Pandora doesn't mean you're a thief. Tax avoidance isn't theft.
2. How can you say PO first foreign account was after he became governor? An international businessman whose major businesses are imports? You can do better...lol

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

@__ManOfPeace__ @Arakunrin_emma My problem is that he’s a criminal and he in a working country he would have been convicted. 😁

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

I remember telling one Obidient here that Nigerian politicians cannot do “we no Dey do shi shi” politics.

How can you expect adults with bills and mouths to feed to be following you up and down Nigeria and making unnecessary enemies for themselves based on “love for God and country”.

No money, and still no support for their own political ambitions. I mean, who amongst us would take that deal?

I mean, for real?

[Obidient Movement HQ - Official @ObidientUpdate]

PRESS STATEMENT

OBIDIENT MOVEMENT CONGRATULATES DR. YUNUSA TANKO ON APPOINTMENT AS SDP PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN DG: ANOTHER TESTAMENT TO OUR MOVEMENT'S LEADERSHIP LEGACY

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

@YanitedInc What will your useless dad do if I don’t 😳😳

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

Will lose the rest of the structure to Dickson and Kwankwaso in 2027 too.

Like my mom says, it’s because of the wise person God made the fool.

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

Lmaoooo emi kola. He didn’t need to do tax avoidance all the years he was a billionaire, it was few months before second term election that he suddenly needed it.

In ANY CASE, he committed a CRIME. Again, this is a CRIME. You cannot hold an UNDISCLOSED offshore COMPANY as a Nigerian governor. It’s ILLEGAL. The English is irrelevant, it’s a crime. That’s the only thing we need to learn here.

When he was asked, can you imagine the stinking lie he gave here? What foolish lawyer will advise him this way?

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

@YanitedInc Real jare

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

@Lyn_Ambassador @Arakunrin_emma Retard thinks AIPAC doesn’t handpick candidates or primary unfriendly candidates. So hilarious. Why can’t you guys educate yourselves before contributing to discussions? The person with the purse dictates politics everywhere, even in heaven.

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

I mean, you guys call them “political jobbers” here but in developed countries their mates get paid in 100s of thousands for political campaign.

It’s a business like every other thing. You expect grown men to dedicate their time following you up and down, making enemies, even spending their own money and it basically ends after a loss?

At least if you lose in an established party, there’s still the next election and the party machinery is still rolling. But if the political project is literally one person, it ENDS when that person loses. MORE IMPORTANTLY, no one has ever won through his influence outside the lucky ones who got it in 2023.

Why would you waste time and political capital doing that? Or you people think Valentine Ozigbo is retarded? Or maybe he’s just an “evil” Nigerian politician? 😁😁😁

In an interview, Datti says the business he does now, he was planning it in the 80s. And that he cannot follow someone who doesn’t have a plan. Those are the reason he gave for leaving. Imagine that!

Basically 4 years of your own political career gone forever, no future project, you still have to find your own way as principal no too send you like that.

4 years as pro bono, you still no get settlement or freedom as mob go destroy your rep if you talk anyhow😏

I remember telling many people this same thing in 2023, you people say no Fulani to Fulani transfer.

Now you’re crying about Tinubu and some people are even abusing me on top like I’m the one that said Nigerians should follow a third force to nowhere.

Onpe ke to ke!

2027-2031 will be a movie, we just start to Dey watch Asiwaju doings!

[Elewa, josie @Promythious]

I remember telling one Obidient here that Nigerian politicians cannot do “we no Dey do shi shi” politics.

How can you expect adults with bills and mouths to feed to be following you up and down Nigeria and making unnecessary enemies for themselves based on “love for God and country”.

No money, and still no support for their own political ambitions. I mean, who amongst us would take that deal?

I mean, for real?