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Star Signs

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

Phone rings:

Me: Salam Alykum. How far?

Her: Waalykum Salam, it’s your kids o, they saw lovely bicycles and want to buy and it’s 260k for both of them .

Me: (pshhhhhhhhh blowing breeze into my phone’s speaker) Omo network here is not good o.

Her: I can hear you very well.

Me: if you can hear me, I can’t hear you o. (Pshhhhhhh continues to blow breeze into the phone) and finally cut the call.

Her: why did you now cut the call. I’ve sha bought it for them (Sends me the video of the kids on the bicycles)

Me: oh that’s lovely and these bicycles are beautiful truly. May Allah continue to bless you o😂

[Emerald 💚 هداية @Mz_Tosyn]

I heard BAT called First Lady “Iya alakara” 🤣🤣🤣 Ogba ni man yen

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

NYSC is trending, so let me say something to every corper.

The year you are tempted to write off as wasted is one of the most quietly valuable years you will ever be handed.

You have time, a little structure, a stipend that removes the sharpest edge of the pressure, and a legitimate reason to be in rooms you would not normally enter. That exact combination almost never comes again once real life starts.

Most people spend the year counting months. A few use it to learn a hard skill, start a small thing, or attach themselves to someone worth learning from.

Do not just serve the year. Use it.

[UNCLE DEJI™️ @DejiAdesogan]

"I am Innocent!" - Iwo Road Terminal Transport Driver Arrested While Conveying Armed Robbers From Ibadan to Lagos

Do you believe him? Do you think he's innocent?

[👳🏾‍♂️Mufti Of Ilorin Online 👳🏾‍♂️ @Adamthallith]

I’ve noticed a pattern on the matchmaking side of Twitter.

Whenever a man sends in a request describing the kind of woman he’d like to marry, and one of his preferences is that she be a virgin, people immediately make a fuss about it.

You’ll see comments like, “Go and mould her with sand,” or “Is he even a virgin himself?”

It got me thinking.

Is it wrong for a man to have that preference?

People are entitled to disagree with it, just as they’re entitled to have their own preferences. But when did having a preference become a crime?

We don’t usually react the same way when a woman says she wants a tall man, a wealthy man, an educated man, or a man who has never been married. We simply acknowledge that those are her preferences, even if not every man fits them.

So why is it different when a man says one of his preferences is to marry a virgin?

Or it’s only a woman that can have preferences?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Luka Modrić has played his last World Cup match ever following Croatia’s elimination.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spain and Portugal to face off in the Round of 16 at the World Cup.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I need Morocco to score 2 goals in the first half against Canada. Then 89 min, score the 3rd goal.

After the match, go on Twitter and type, "We are not Senegal."

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

2013 vs 2026 MAPOLY ❤️4L

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Hugh Jackman says the next actor to play Wolverine doesn't need advice from him.

“I hope someone just comes in and does whatever the fuck they want and makes it their own.”

(Source: @ProjBigScreen)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the 4K IMAX re-release of ‘AKIRA’.

In theaters this September.

[PortHarcourt Sailor @GodsgreatG]

Est-ce que cela ne constituerait pas du harcèlement sexuel si c'était un homme qui l'avait fait ?

[INDUSTRY MACHINE ⚙️ @Odumodublvck_]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @burnaboy

THE LION OF KACHIBURATA. 🙏🏿❤️

[Channels Television @channelstv]

Presidential council scandal: "If I'm wrong, let the court of law do that, and if I'm right, let the court of law do the right thing."

Adeyemi says he is ready to defend himself in court over the presidential council controversy.

#PoliticsToday

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

This is the person speaking btw

I really Dey learn audacity from Women everyday lmao

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

Yeah Andrew Tate drove men to Red-pill.

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

Update:

Federal University of Medical and Health Sciences, Funtua holds its first matriculation today.

-A total number of 271 students were admitted
-Governor Radda stated that Katsina State Government invested over N2bn to support the take off of the school including land for permanent site, the temporary site and many others.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Casting your pearls before swine like this is one of the worst mistakes you can make as a man.

[Analyst T @_tioluwanimii]

Mind you this is our first ever interaction 😭😭

[Danny Of Owerri🇳🇬🇺🇸🇳🇬 @DrDanny2030]

Temi: Babe come and see me in Lagos nau

Mr Eazi: I'm in Ghana and you know Lagos is flooded, kwasia

Michael B Jordan :